I wonder what Tiger Woods is hiding???

By ssbn727 (*****)

Date 12-16-2009 01:06 Edited 12-16-2009 01:30

Hi bryon!

I just want you to know that you are a very troubled individual that can call me whatever you want... Heck, you can even call me a dumb F*ck if you want to also, but I will NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU bryon!!! Despite your obvious human frailties, there is always hope for people like yourself bryon!!! You need to understand that regardless of how deep your despair, regardless of how screwed up in the head you are bryon, even you can overcome these character defects too!!!

I'll even show you how to do it once you're ready to start admitting once and for all time, and accepting the fact that you're so far gone in every social capacity possible to become a normal human communicator who thrives on being respectful towards everyone, and doesn't stay in one section which has nothing to do with his own supposed skill set
!!! Are ya feeling me yet bryon???

I asked myself that question the other day ,and the only answer I could come up with is the reason why this person doesn't bother to really contribute or interact in any other section of the AWS Forum??? It must be because he doesn't have anything to say, give or contribute, and if he did interact with anyone else in any other section, he would probably feel real vulnerable in doing so... Yep Sounds about right!!! Hmmm...... Come out, Come out and play bryon??? Who's the dumb one now???

Henry

By ssbn727 (*****)

Date 12-16-2009 05:04

Good Joke Dave except for one thing It's really obvious that the guy isn't Catholic since he called the priest a "Preacher" and if he wanted to pretend he was Catholic should have said "Father" instead! :) :) :) And as Tiger, it's quite obvious that the sponsors who are pulling away from Tiger are worried about what type of reaction the 86% majority of people who with their own versions of Judeo-christian values would have towards an entity like some if not most of Tigers' sponsors, and how they would more than likely express their disapproval of them continuing to sponsor him despite of his actions... So it all comes down to two things MONEY and INFLUENCE!!! Since we don't have either ,you're right! Nobody would give rats a$$, but the majority does play an important role in how one person can either prosper, or all of a sudden fall from grace because of his or her actions outside of their respective talents. That's how it's been and that's how it will always be! ;) Role models cannot escape scrutiny, and he's a role model for crying out loud!!!

Respectfully,
Henry

By DaveBoyer (*****)

Date 12-16-2009 05:45

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the
husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get
something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a
second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

"Now what are you doing?" She asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service
to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more
time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone
and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's par for this damn
hole!"

Unfortunatly there are a lot of poor role models between athaletes, TV/movie stars, televangilists & promanant Govt, figures.

By swnorris (****)

Date 12-16-2009 17:57

He once said that his favorite hole was the 14th at Augusta. Lying bastard!