Jeez I did not mean to lead this into one of "those threads" but what the heck.....
I remember a post by swnorris not long ago and I MUST qoute him again cause its too dang funny!!
"The best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk. I really don't remember how I came to drink. I know I started at a very young age, because eating all those paint chips really makes a boy thirsty. My teachers always encouraged me, saying that I could become anything I wanted, so I became a drunk. I remember my mom encouraging me as well, saying, finish your beers, there's sober kids in China. Nowadays, all I can remember is when people come into the bar and say, hey bartender, I'll have whatever that man lying on the floor was drinking. I thought about rehab, but rehab is for quitters. Besides that, my Rice Krispies told me not to go. I always listen to them, because I know they will kill me if I disobey them."