"Al Bore" is right on the money.  He's so dull his secret service code name is "Al Gore".  I hear they're going to make a movie about his life.  His part will be played by a slab of formica.  He has the personality of a stripper pole.  During his presidential run, the Democratic National Committee asked him to make 140 calls to campaign donors, but he only connected on 56 of them. The other 84 hung up because he sounds just like a dial tone.  I don't know that Al created the internet, but he is a visionary.  He actually developed his "green" consciousness when he served in Vietnam, where he observed the inventiveness of the ordinary Vietnamese peasants who made use of old empty Coke and Pepsi tins to make huts and implements to farm with.  He thought this was a great example of recycling.  However, while he was marveling at these eco-friendly practices, he was oblivious to all the napalm and agent orange defoliant that was raining down all over South Vietnam at the time.  Now he's into global warming.  Maybe he should meet with the organization he helped found, the ICRGWBOAIAWCNW (International Community for the Reversal of Global Warming for the Betterment of the American, Israeli, and Anyone With the Capacity for Nuclear Warfare), and hold a fundraiser to find alternate fuels.  Maybe they can all rub their skulls together and figure out how we can use his B.S. as energy.