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- - By flamin (**) Date 01-24-2009 20:34
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the BS and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Hope you found some humor in it.
Jason
Parent - By Cumminsguy71 (*****) Date 01-24-2009 21:58
I got an email just like that from a friend. Well it's been mathematically proven so it must be so. Guess I need to work on my bs and butt kissing skills.
Parent - By BryonLewis (****) Date 01-25-2009 03:24
Thats sweet.  Who would have thunk.
Parent - By OBrien (***) Date 01-25-2009 15:51
You forgot one.

e-t-h-i-c-s
5+20+8+9+3+19=64%
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