You guys must think I'm a real idoit (really, I'm not). Anyway, I'm looking for welding sayings. Like: "Welders do it with lots of spark", stuff like that. Thanks for any help!
You mean like:
Welders do it in all positions.
We can weld anything except the crack of dawn.
Welders have the biggest rods.
Marty (the real one)
By Marty
Date 03-04-2002 13:47
The real one? I'm real too!
"He's so old that when GOD said let there be light, he said watch your eyes"
"Welders have hot rods; they get good penetration"
"I can weld everything but a broken heart and the crack of dawn"
"If I can jump across it, I can weld it"
Dale Simonds
"They crucified the last perfect welder about 2000 years ago"
Old welders never die, they just go to a lighter shade.
More heat
More rod
More Pay
>snort<
Quotes from adult students
"It not the size of the electrode but the amperage of the machine that counts"
and my favorite
"once you go DC reverse you never go back"
Welder;
Part time Hero and Cowboy Extraodinare- Singer of Sentimental Ballads- Purveyor of Shady Deals- Tar and Feathers- Fixed Races- Muggings and Manure Shoveling.
Wars fought- Wars won- Goverments over thrown- Riot started- Alligators Catrated- Bars Emptied and Virgins Converted.
And all of the above postings.
Welders do it to last forever!
If its not round throw it down.
If its not red and grey throw it away.
Ya gotta burn to earn.
Welders do it dirty.
Welders go for that deep penetration.
Pipe welders, lay some pipe.
"Don't worry, a grinder will save that" or "Looks like he capped that with a Makita"
This is my stinger, this is my rod. This one's for poke and that one's for prod!!!! Don't forget to send me my royalties from the t-shirts!!
its time to turn and burn
i didnt come here to watch and learn !!
my all time favorite " you cant see it from my house"
welders have the hottest rods
Welders drink more beer, do it longer & can still do it better than you.
I can weld that with a cigar in one hand, a can of beer in the other while eating lunch.
Even if you can do it good, a welder can still do it better than you.
S.W.
not gonna ask how you hold your stinger dont even wanna picture that
I figured this would be a good post to dig out of the pasture.
By thirdeye 
Date 09-17-2008 21:06
Edited 09-18-2008 12:08
Welding keeps the world from falling apart.
When a screw won't do and you don't have any nuts, call a welder.
Welders aren't afraid to stand on their work, or behind it.
A little less gab = a lot more fab.
~thirdeye~
Hello Marty, forgive me ahead of time if this one's a little bit offensive, but "doctors bury their mistakes, welders have to fix theirs" Regards, aevald
EXCELLENT!!!!!!
That's why they call it a "PRACTICE!!"
When I see somebody grinding one of their welds down my fav. saying is " A grinder and paint will make a welder what he aint"
WHY THAT WELD LOOKS LIKE CANCER IN A BABOONS BUTT.
I always say that weld looks like 20 pounds of hammered dog sh*t. And when it is really ugly it looks like sledge hammered dog sh*t.
Big or small, pipeliners lay'em all.
A hot rod always fills a big gap.
Weld it or get screwed.
That weld looks like it was put on with a machine! yeah a Sh!t spreader.
Must be a strong weld - it's sure got some big muscles!
100% penetration in all positions. :)
Wine her, dine her, then pipeline her.
A bad welder makes a go grinder.
sorry
A bad welder makes a good grinder
Pipeliners- layin miles by day and inches by night.
can weld everything from an ***crack, to a broken heart, and I got a special rod for that.
Are you gonna leave that like that !
pipeline welder: What every man wants to be, what every women wants.
jkin,
Now that one is funny
Welders: Best arc makers since Noah!
"Just because you own one, don't mean you are one." :-)
By sandra
Date 09-19-2008 20:27
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good welder told me he could fill a gap he could jump across, I can fill one i can see across!
I use to weld like that.... before I learned how.
Nice weld - looks like you were flinging Monkey Sh!t with a slingshot!
When you get tired of being a "Grinder Pilot", you will do it the right way the first time.
Welders have the rods to fit any size of crack.
Welders: Full Penetration, All Positions!
Welders: We KNOW how to handle our ROD!
what do you have when there r 25 welders in a basement?.............wine cellar!!
There are welders, and there are dobbers. A welder knows about theory, metallurgy, and hands-on skill. A dobber shows up at work and slops down beads, without a clue as to how they are affecting the steel.
Just because you can weld good does not make you a good welder. :-)
Weld long enough, cut yourself, and you'll bleed flux!
If you can throw a rock across the gap, I can weld it shut.
Nothing like the smell of burning flux in the morning.
