Here Ya go!
BAMOPOLY!!!
Go out and buy this game before the government takes over Wal-Mart.
The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything!
Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron.
Wanna play? No? Too bad, you're already playing... And quite frankly, in this game, NOBODY wins!
Respectfully,
Henry