Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

By ssbn727 (*****)

Date 08-04-2009 02:34

This is a joke from another friend of mine from NYC...
I thought it was funny yet, not exactly what I would advise so, take it with a grain of salt because, if it offends anyone - then you definitely need to see either one of these characters!!!

"Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders"

"EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE hiding under my bed!" SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it... I'm scared... I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink... "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.."
"How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. "I'll sleep on it," I said...

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked...
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"

"Is that so!" With a bit of an attitude the Dr. said, "and how, may I ask,did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!"

"SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!"

Respectfully,
Henry

By CWI555

Date 08-04-2009 14:58

Psychiatrists = sociopolitical indoctrination official.

By ssbn727 (*****)

Date 08-04-2009 17:26

Hey Gerald,

You hit the nail right on it's head with that one!!! ;) ;) ;)

On top of that, 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, or% of them have more mental health issues than any of their patients !!! So have drink for me friends because I cannot due to my health!!! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry

By CWI555

Date 08-04-2009 17:40 Edited 08-04-2009 17:57

Henry,

I don't drink anymore as I tend to do very very stupid things when drunk. I am with you on the thought though.

Regards,
Gerald

Post script:
A good sheet of paper with a little x in the middle and a few of these are all the stress relief I need.

By raftergwelding (*****)

Date 08-06-2009 00:41

home loads gotta love em i had a good contact to get some good hot home loads but he moved away

By CWI555

Date 08-06-2009 12:30

Those in the pic are all factory

By jffluxcore (**)

Date 08-04-2009 18:16

Henery,, that a good one, Jim

By Revjsnizzle (**)

Date 08-05-2009 13:23

"Now the question on the table...is how drunk is drunk enough? And the answer is, it's all a matter of brain cells. Every drink of liquor you take kills brain cells. But that don't matter, we got billions more. First the sadness cells die, so you smile real big. Then the quiet cells go, so you talk real loud for no reason at all. That's okay, because the stupid cells go next...so everything you say is real smart. And finally......come the memory cells. These are tough sons of *****es to kill."

-Legend of Bagger Vance

Good show....