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Topic Chit-Chat & Non-Welding Discussion / Off-Topic Bar and Grill / You guys are gonna love this one!!!

By ssbn727 (*****)

Date 08-19-2009 12:03 Edited 08-19-2009 12:11

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT

Dear Citizens:

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the Economy, I, President Obama, have decided to implement a scheme to put Workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for The SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW Program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as I, President Obama, deem appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by me, President Obama.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SH!T
(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. I, President Obama, have always prided myself on the amount of SH!T I give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SH!T, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you All the SH!T you can handle.

Sincerely,
President Obama

Disclaimer:
I couldn't resist posting this JOKE because, it's obvious that it is one and only a JOKE!!! ;) So please don't get OFFENDED over this JOKE!!! This is not something that is really happening right now... Who knows what President Obama will come up with now that the so-called Public option has been blown right into orbit, and is currently spinning around PLUTO! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry

Topic Chit-Chat & Non-Welding Discussion / Off-Topic Bar and Grill / You guys are gonna love this one!!!