The Cowboy and the Genie

By ssbn727 (*****)

Date 09-25-2009 22:56

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst..

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath -
when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

'Well, cowboy,' says the genie... 'You know how I work.. You have three wishes.'

'I'm not falling for this', said the cowboy. 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.'

She smiled and said, 'What do you have to lose?? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.
He said, 'OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

The genie said, 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish ? '

'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold
coins and precious gems.

The genie said, 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says...
'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me'

***POOF***

He turned into a tampon!!!

The moral of the story: If the government offers you
anything, there's going to be a string attached!!! ;) ;) ;)

Respectfully,
Henry

By low_hydrogen (**)

Date 09-26-2009 02:58

Now that's funny!!

By ctacker (****)

Date 09-26-2009 05:00

A Day late Henry!
http://www.aws.org/cgi-bin/mwf/topic_show.pl?pid=164352;hl=cowboy

By ssbn727 (*****)

Date 09-26-2009 05:18

Yeah but I'm not gonna get as many folks to read the joke if it's lumped amongst 400 or more other jokes, and I'm certainly not going to check into one thread just to see if the joke has already been posted - CAPECHE??? If you want to do that , be my guest!!! ;)

Besides, who said the jokes must be clumped together in only one thread??? Also, the IRS Genie is more realistic than a friggin FEMA Genie!!! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry

By rick harnish (***)

Date 09-26-2009 06:56 Edited 09-26-2009 06:59

Be calm, Henry. Pittsburgh will probably recover. Deep breaths, focus on past achievements. Works well enough for me!! ;)
LOL! I just read that back to myself! I can hear the rant already!!!
CAAAALLLLMMMM!!

By FixaLinc (****)

Date 09-28-2009 03:56

Thought I had read that one before and didn't even notice you changed FEMA to IRS lol and yeah the Rev's one is kind of getting long. It don't matter really any government agency is all the same and wait till you have work with some D** A** from FEMA :( The "Dallas" cowboys need one of those genies maybe ? :)

By Revjsnizzle (**)

Date 09-28-2009 12:04

I concur it is getting rather long. I miss alot of the new ones posted in there, even though it takes you to the most recent post that might not be the only new post, and it depends on who the next poster replies to on where it goes in the order of things.

By Mikeqc1 (****)

Date 09-26-2009 19:52

good one