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- - By ctacker (****) Date 11-25-2009 03:34
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A..The Dallas Cowboys


Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A.Put up a goal post.


Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A.Old


Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A.Nobody remembers.



Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 11-25-2009 03:49 Edited 11-25-2009 03:52
BWAAHAHAHAAA!!!! Thats funny!! :-) I love #1 & 4.

And I am A COWBOYS FAN!!

jrw159
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 11-26-2009 03:59 Edited 11-26-2009 04:05
OK...Im grinning!!
The "old" and "no one remembers" parts hit a little close to home, though!
Cold hearted! :) :)
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 11-26-2009 04:09
I hear you brother. It is a rough time to be a Cowboys fan. LOL Trust me I know, I am in OKLAHOMA!! right now. 
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 11-26-2009 04:19 Edited 11-26-2009 04:22
It is rough. Luckily the Skins just out sucked us last week. What a pitiful excuse for a performance.
Tom would be smacking people with his Fedora.
Hey, just a thought. I am not a Romo hater, just want whats best for our team. What if we bench him once for McGee? Worked in Philly!
Parent - By jrw159 (*****) Date 11-26-2009 04:30
Whatever works at this point.
Parent - By swsweld (****) Date 11-26-2009 05:03
The offer is still good. We'll trade you Delhomme for Romo.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 11-26-2009 04:30 Edited 11-26-2009 04:33
I would like to see a performance based payscale for the players. 
TD bonus, yards per carry bonus, etc.  I believe that Randy Moss had something similar when he went to the Pats.  League minimum + playoff bonus + Super Bowl bonus.  Something like that.  It seems, at least her in KC, a player has a tremendous season (notice I said player and not team, LOL).  He holds out for more money and then goes to sh*t the following year (ie Larry Johnson).  That's why I stick to NCAA sports now.  They still have something to play for, draft time.  Then they can get the money and fall into obscurity, at least most of them.

At least there are people still alive that remember when the C'boys won a Super Bowl.  In KC its a slap in the face.  The late Lamar Hunt was one of the main architects of the NFL as we no it.  And his boys couldn't get him another Bowl win before his death.  I would be much happier in Dallas.  :-)

I know its a bit early but Saints vs Colts in the Super Bowl.
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 11-26-2009 04:38
The winner is..?
Performance based sounds like a decent plan. Earn that cash.
Sorry about KC. Gotta be hard.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 11-26-2009 04:46
Mr. Manning again I would guess.
We had about 9 years in the 90's where we almost got to the playoffs just to choke.  At least we still have Bar-B-Q.  :-)
Parent - - By low_hydrogen (**) Date 11-26-2009 04:53
you got a hell of a tattoo shop to the mercy seat....I was there two weeks ago and went to the uptown theater   didnt get over to stacks ate at the one over by the speed way it was ok but not all the rage I heard it was
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 11-26-2009 05:02
Never heard of the Mercy Seat.  I'll have to look into that one.  Tat parlors are a dime/dozen anymore.  Jack Stack is good, but me I prefer the BBQ in the hood.  Gates or Arthur Bryants is what I'm talking about.  But again BBQ is dime/dozen here too.  Everybody has their favorite.  Jack Stack is presented by suit and tie kind of waiters Gates and Bryants is down and dirty.  Damn, I'm hungry now at 11PM.  :-)
Parent - - By low_hydrogen (**) Date 11-26-2009 05:20
mercy seat was next to the star newspaper?  huge building   we also ate at the grinders now that was some good food!!

http://www.mercyseattattoo.com/

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/34/380879/restaurant/Crossroads-Arts-District-Crown-Center/Grinders-Kansas-City 

I think the bbq was called famous daves??

http://www.uptowntheater.com/UptownTheater/index.html
Parent - By rick harnish (***) Date 11-26-2009 22:51
Looking a bit better here at the half....carry on.
Parent - - By bozaktwo1 (***) Date 11-29-2009 13:05
Very early.  The Saints' slide back down to the cellar starts this Monday night!
Parent - - By RioCampo (***) Date 12-03-2009 03:42
Screwed the pooch on your prediction there, bud.
Parent - By bozaktwo1 (***) Date 12-03-2009 17:40
Yep. 
Parent - By johnnyh (***) Date 12-02-2009 21:49
I hate to admit this but....

Dallas Cowboys > Houston Texans

As long as the cowboys lose in the first round I will be a happy camper.
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