I can see it now, a class of 40 two legged cows trying to keep in step with a tune and me tapping the cane on the floor; and a one and a two, turn. We would need steel-toed boot to keep from squashing each other's feet. Forget about trying to get some young ladies to join in. We would be lucky to get a few old ladies on pensions to try to help us out.
Brent, your wife has already called to see if she could enroll you for your birthday present, but she did not sound like she had much faith the money would be well spent.
Gentlemen, there is always hope, no matter how fleeting. ;)
Best regards - Al