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- - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 02-21-2010 00:38
Bear Attack in Churchill , Manitoba , Canada .   

These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack. The pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack! 

Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery. The photos are below...

May your troubles always be smaller than you imagine. ;)

Cup of Tea.

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little "tea set" as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of "tea," which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was "just the cutest thing!" My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up..

Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :)

"Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!!

Dog For Sale 
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as "Holy Sh!t."    

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By Cumminsguy71 (*****) Date 02-21-2010 13:12 Edited 02-23-2010 13:52
That dog is HUGE!! Wonder if that's one of those Mastif's?
Parent - By uphill (***) Date 02-23-2010 11:58
I think the girl is really small. Looks like a Mastif also. Saw a dog like that once that had a head that was the size of a 5 gallon bucket, man said he weighed 170.
Parent - By makeithot (***) Date 03-03-2010 04:57
bullmastiff in fact .
Parent - - By raftergwelding (*****) Date 03-04-2010 04:28
Thats a B F D
Parent - - By DaveBoyer (*****) Date 03-05-2010 02:35
A Big Furry Dog? :-)
Parent - - By CK Welding (**) Date 03-05-2010 02:57
big friendly dog? I think thats it.
Parent - By FixaLinc (****) Date 03-05-2010 03:46
big fuzzy dog :)
Parent - - By raftergwelding (*****) Date 03-05-2010 06:29
Ithink you and teh rest know what i was saying and we all know i cant use such harsh english like that in here but those are some damn good assumptions
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 03-05-2010 12:45
Phuck! I thought you were going to write it!!! :) :) :) :) ROTFLMFAOAAA!!!!! :) :) :) ;) ;) Or is it "Friggin???" ;) ;) ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
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