After your morning prayers you might try this:

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get  rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?
  
GOOD! - The next day we'll do Nancy Pelosi!!! ;) :) ;)

Respectfully,
Henry