Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the
intention of buying a brand new vehicle.  Harry looks around and finds one he
likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, he settles on a price of
$45,000.

Harry and the salesman go to the office to complete the paperwork. They
works out a 4-year payment plan, and he signs on the bottom line.  The salesman
shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks, Senator Reid.  The car will be ready for
pickup in four years."

Harry says, "What are you talking about?  Where are the keys to my new car?"

The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand, Senator.  You make
payments for four years THEN we give you the car.  You know, just like your
health plan."

Harry, in a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair."

And I reply without any doubt or embarrassment:  NO $h$T!

Get with the program Harry!