Got this in an email....

When your friends can't explain why they voted
for Democrats, give them this list. They can then
pick a reason .

10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies'
profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the
government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government
will do a better job of spending the money I earn than
I would.

8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine
as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible
to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I
need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who
can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the
polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start
driving a Prius.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about
the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so
long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have
a right to free health care, education,
and Social Security benefits.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses
should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away to the
government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges
need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit
some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
past the voters.

1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted
up my rectum it is unlikely that I'll ever have another
point of view.

I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns...
You keep the Change...

Get Out and vote November 2nd 2010!