Bubba went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
"Why not?' asked Bubba.
"Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

"But I need it really bad,' said Bubba.
"Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

Bubba answered, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife
will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you
see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have
to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any
bad side effects."

On Monday, Bubba dragged himself in to the doctor's office, his right arm in
a sling.

The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

Bubba said, "No one showed up."