We are all looking for work!

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either.  In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us... in the USA (about 2 years ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls... we made him President of the United States, and now... the whole country is looking for work!"

A friend of mine e-mailed me this one today so I had to post it! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry