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- - By JeremyW83 (***) Date 10-02-2010 01:06
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
Parent - By swnorris (****) Date 10-04-2010 01:31
And remember ...... Women are like guns.  Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Parent - - By dbigkahunna (****) Date 10-04-2010 10:53
If you stick a shell in it and decide not to pull the trigger, it doesn't care if it does not go bang.
Parent - - By DaveBoyer (*****) Date 10-05-2010 00:40
I wasgoing to post with regards to guys just a little older than My self, but those who are already there don't need it rubbed in...
Parent - - By Superflux (****) Date 10-05-2010 03:05
You always know where the trigger is on a gun that will set it off!
Parent - By Revjsnizzle (**) Date 10-05-2010 15:06
When you're not using it, you can lock it in a closet and it won't cry.
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