Little Johnny

Date 01-21-2011 13:00

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

By JLWelding (***)

Date 01-22-2011 00:01

LMAO that little Jonny just cracks me up.

By 1mancrew (**)

Date 09-13-2011 15:34

I heard a similar story about little johnny.

Johnny is squirming uncontrollably in the back of the classroom. The teacher, no longer able to ignore him, says" Johnny, what is the problem?"

"I need to go piss!". The teacher, now furious, says" Johnny we will not use that kind of language in my classroom! The term is urinate! Now use it in a sentence so I know that you understand!!"

"OK" says Johnny. "You're an eight! If your tits were a little bigger you'd be a ten!"

By up-ten

Date 09-13-2011 18:50

I think Johnny will make a fine welder one day.