Lighten up on Charlie.  He's already been offered a starring roles in two new sitcoms. One will be tentatively called "Two And A Half Personalities" and the other will be called "Two and a Half Grams".  I'll bet that if they give Charlie a drug test, they won't find any urine in his cocaine.  The only reason that CBS pulled the plug on Charlie's sitcom "Two and a Half Men" was because on Groundhog Day, Charlie saw his drug dealer which meant 6 more weeks of hookers and pornstars.  The ironic thing about Charlie dating pornstar Bree Olson is that her last adult film was titled "Two and a Half Men".