I had to do some digging to find this one. It was written by Roger H. Yager of Central Square, NY and was published in the April-June 1981 issue of The Stabilizer (who remembers those?).
Thee Weldor
Never will you hear a weldor say,
to one of his own on a various day,
"I sure wish I could weld like you",
Let me say it the way I'm sure they do.
"Watching you weld, I can plainly see,
that you wish you could weld as well as me."
They think that where they are, is where it's at,
As they strut around in their flowered hat,
Claiming their wallet is filled with loot,
While flashing stainless buckle and cowboy boot,
His fitter doesn't know much, but he'll do fine
The weldor would teach him, but for lack of time.
"Give me more rod, more rod" they sing.
"Let me at it, I can weld that thing, and that thing too,
Hell, there ain't nothing that I can't do."
From all over the world they go to Oswego,
They don't bother driving, they fly on their ego.
"A weldin' test? I've taken some,
You ain't a weldor if you ain't failed one.
Just point me to a booth, show me which one,
And I'll show you how to make this stinger hum.
You give me a hood, and don't ask why,
Just stand back, son, sparks gonna fly."
"Think I can't do it, mind what you said,
I can close my eyes and weld overhead.
Don't get in my way, watch where you stand,
I'll show you how the best go downhand.
Keep that chippin' hammer there in the bag,
I'll show you how I can weld over slag."
SIGH!
Somewhere there's a big job, I'm sure you can nail,
Where the weldors are makin' two bucks over scale,
You'll land that big job, you will, you just wait,
Somewhere they're working six-tens and an eight.
Don't talk about that great Power House in the sky,
Lord, I hate to see a grown weldor cry.
Sometimes you will hear a weldor say,
To the welding inspector on his very first day,
That he was looking for a jobwhen he came to this nuke,
And him failing that test must have been a fluke.
"I'm the greatest there is, and that's a fact,
Just pay me show-up time and I won't be back."