Afternoon Quickie

Date 08-05-2011 16:51

Afternoon Sex

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their
eight-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle, and tell him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by"!
"Looks like the Andersons have company" he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving."
"Jason is on his skate board!"

After a few moments, he announced "The Coopers are screwing!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called:
"How do you know they're screwing?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle".

By qcrobert (***)

Date 08-05-2011 17:02

Darn kids are just too smart these days!

By DaveBoyer (*****)

Date 08-06-2011 02:50

A representative from Kendall, the manufacturer of Vaseline went into a development to ask the residents how they used the product around the home.

They got the usual , cuts, scrapes, iritations, squeaky hinges , stickey garden gates, etc. that they always hear.

At one house with kids running all over the yard, the woman said "We use it for sex"

The representative said " We have expected that people do, but You are the first who has ever come out and said it. Would You care to elaborate on this?"

The woman said, "We put it on the bedroom doorknob, it's the only way We can keep the kids out"