Ditto !! Happy Thanksgiving tp all !!!!!!!!!!
From me and my family as well, Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
My turkey is still thawing. I hope it is ready by Thurs morning. Hope everyone has a great day.
It's all about heat transfer.
It is only supposed to take 3 days at 40 degrees. It has been a day and a half at 40 degrees and it is still as hard as a rock!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wig-wam.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
What key has legs and can't open doors?
Tur-key.
What happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!
Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language!
If the Pilgrims were alive today,
what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control.
What do you call the dirt on a Pilgrim's hands?
Pilgrime!
What is your favorite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
What's blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!
Did you hear about the gobbler who bounced around the barnyard?
He was a perky turkey!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Now thats was funny. Sometimes the simple clean jokes can make you crack up. Thanks for sharing..!
Happy Thanksgiving to one and all. Thanks for starting this Milton.
We have many people in our lives to thank for helping us get where we are.
For me and mine, Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of Lights.
Praise the Lord with your whole heart, He gives power to each and every one to be able to provide for our daily needs.
Getting preachy, have a very good and thankful day everyone.
Have a Great Day, Brent
Hello everyone, I will certainly chime in to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Hope that all of our troops are able to enjoy the day in some form or fashion as well. So a special wish to anyone who can't be with their families this Thanksgiving. Best regards, Allan
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody here and to your families! Have a good day eating and getting fat!
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