Speaking as a Canadian and knowing my job is based mainly on the oilfields as we build a lot of drilling rig stuff...

That...was...AWESOME! 

Obama, if you don't want our sh*t, why should we be punished?  There are several other countries that want it!  Take the activists and shove them up your shiny molybdinim arse!  They ran a pipeline through Jasper National Park (where I grew up!) without incident and they are worried about some water table or whatever.

Go suck off an Elk!  God knows I've seen people try to pet them for pitty sakes, so why not?  "Is that a zoo?" , "No, that's a baseball field, thank you very much!"  Jesus christ, it's like the two guys that walked off into a field and found a deep well..."Oh look, that's a pretty deep hole!" , "It is...and I have this here rock" upon which he tosses it down the well...

...

"I didn't hear a splash!" said the one guy to which the other replied "Neither did I.  Maybe we need to toss something larger!"

They searched around and stumbled across an old Transmission and tossed it down the hole...

"Maybe this'll crash hard enough to hear!"

A few seconds later they saw a pig jump into the hole, still no crash.

"Well that was interesting" said the one guy to the other, whom nodded in agreement.

A few minutes later a farmer came about, "How are you fellers doing?"

"Not to bad" they replied.

To which the Farmer asked, "You guys havn't seen a pig around here have you?  He was wandering around a few minutes ago and he couldn't have gone far as he was tied to an old transmission!"