CONSTRUCTION MONKEY
A woman was browsing in a pet store one day when a man came in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a Construction Monkey". Shopkeeper took monkey from its cage, put a leash on it and said that'll be $5000. The man paid and left. The woman asked why is that monkey so expensive?
The keeper said "Ah, that's a construction monkey". He can drive trucks, set forms, erect steel and lay pipe all with no back talk or complaining.
Well
worth the money! The woman then noticed a $10k and a $50k monkey and asked then what do those do? Keeper said the $10k monkey is a Project Field Manager, he can read drawings, answer RFI's, and make as builds. Useful indeed! The $50k monkey I've never actually seen him do anything except drink beer and play with his dick. But his papers say he's a WELDER!