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- - By 803056 (*****) Date 04-03-2019 13:51
How Adam Got Eve

Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you."
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
"She will praise you!"
She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib?"

I found this over at Engineering Tips. Sexist, but funny.

Al
Parent - - By SWN1158 (***) Date 04-03-2019 20:25
And a lot of people don't realize this, but unlike the rest of us, Adam never had to hear about all the men she could have had instead of him, and... there were no other women for her to accuse him of being with.
Parent - By 803056 (*****) Date 04-03-2019 21:07
Ouch!
- - By massageishealth Date 10-02-2019 12:15
Adam and Eve, according to the Book of Genesis in the Bible, were the first men and women created by God
Parent - By SWN1158 (***) Date 10-02-2019 16:21
And when their kids asked Adam why they no longer live in the Garden of Eden, he told them "because your mother ate us out of house and home."
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