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- - By Sean (**) Date 01-08-2004 17:09
I would like to collect some welding related quotes for some of the welding presentations.

Someone once posted a bunch of quotes from someone named Surfaceblow unfortunately I can't seem to find them using the search function on the forum.

It would be greatly appreciated if anyone who has some good welding related quotes, from Surfaceblow or others that I could add to my presentations.

Thanks,
Sean
Parent - By welder_guy2001 (***) Date 01-09-2004 00:47
Welders do it in all positions.
Welders do it hotter.
Parent - By pipewelder_1999 (****) Date 01-09-2004 01:05
From the Crack of Dawn to a Broken Heart, there is nothing we can't fix.
Parent - By OSUtigger (**) Date 01-09-2004 01:16
Sean,
Check on page 36(go to the bottom of the page and hit the little arrow to the right until it reads 36). There are some really good ones under something like ISO Welder Sayings or something like that.

Hope that helps!
G. L.
Parent - - By bspeirs (*) Date 01-09-2004 02:44
I recall that a monthly journal called Power used to run a column of stories by Maramduke Surfaceblow - a fictional character used to tell real stories.

At one time there was a book of the collected articles - sorry don't know the publisher.
Parent - - By Sean (**) Date 01-09-2004 19:54
Thanks guys for all your help!
Parent - By - Date 01-09-2004 20:41
i liked that one and never heard of it

"Welder's do it in all positions"

I don't even think it was a welder who thought of that one!

:)
Parent - By jwright650 (*****) Date 01-09-2004 21:10
http://aws.org/cgi-bin/mwf/topic_show.pl?id=2151#6405
Is this the link you are looking for?
Have a good one,
John Wright
Parent - - By RonG (****) Date 01-10-2004 03:45
I can't beleive you all left out "welders get good penitration"
Parent - By welder_guy2001 (***) Date 01-10-2004 04:00
Stick welder have hot rods.
I can't remember the one about TIG welders...that was a good one too...it was something about TIG welders being slow, but _______. That's been bothering me!
Parent - - By tab_1999 (**) Date 04-27-2004 17:56
All welders ever want is More Rod, More Heat and More Money!
Parent - By drake (*) Date 08-06-2005 06:19
Sorry for bumping up such an old one but came up with a few.

These are for CWIs, QA/QC and NDTs since they don't get any love :)

"In God We Trust, All Others We Inspect"

"In God We Trust, All Others Must Clean Their Welds"

"Only A Welder Can Open A Can of Soup with a plasma cutter"

"Can I TIG Aluminium? Hand me that roll of tinfoil, ill show you"

On a side note.. Is it possible to TIG tinfoil together?

~Jeff
aka Drake
Parent - By medicinehawk (**) Date 08-08-2005 07:34
"More Heat, More Rod, More Money."

"Get UP on it!"

Parent - By Kidoman (*) Date 08-10-2005 15:44
Make the Bottom of the weld look like the Top.... Screw it up too!
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