Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida.  Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.  It's a win-win situation:

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Also, think about this one:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments  

C O W S  

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. I say give each of them a free cow as soon as they cross the border.  

T H E    C O N S T I T U T I O N  

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq   .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E   1 0    C O M M A N D M E N T S  

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.