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- - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 03-11-2009 16:31
'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it'.
Parent - By slagline 3 (**) Date 03-11-2009 16:58
A real good example of that is our Farm Bill, Our leader is going to attack Agro Business, Let the "gov" feed us, and lets see how that works out
Parent - - By michael kniolek (***) Date 03-11-2009 23:58
A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet

Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

One goldfish says to the other, "If there's no God, who changes our water every week?"

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Gun Control: Use both hands

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Parent - By uphill (***) Date 03-12-2009 01:59
Strive for mediocroty.

2 and 2 is 4, 3 and 1 is oil.

Did you walk to school or carry a lunch?

You dont sweat much for a fat man.

The dognuts and the water are the best.

It didnt smell like that when I ate it.

seejoderadagocarsandbussesinarownobilldemistruxwhatzinmcowsndux
(always wondered why)
Parent - By mountainman (***) Date 03-12-2009 18:30
teamwork is a lot of people doing what i say
Parent - - By ctacker (****) Date 03-14-2009 00:36
looks good from my house!
Parent - By JohnJohn (**) Date 03-14-2009 14:16
Can't see it from my house!

What's a quarter inch between friends?

Take that strain from your face and put it in your arm.

It's cat sh*t, it all gets covered up.

I've been farther up in the air then you've been out of town.

I've picked up girls that weigh more than that.

You would'nt make a pimple on a real Ironworker's a**!
Parent - By Daniel McDowell (*) Date 03-16-2009 19:22
DWI, deal with it
Parent - By FixaLinc (****) Date 03-12-2009 01:23
and if it's dead tax it again
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-12-2009 02:24
¡Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado! / It's better to die on your feet than live forever on you knees! - Emiliano Zapata

Hasta la victoria siempre! / Always towards victory! - Che Guevara

Odale vato, waaaass sappaning! -  Cheech Marin (Born in East L.A.)
Parent - - By michael kniolek (***) Date 03-12-2009 02:37
too much month at the end of the money..........

If a bus stops at a bus station and a train stops at a train station what happens at your work station
Parent - - By up-ten (***) Date 03-12-2009 03:42
Just waiting for the parade to go by. lol
Parent - - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 03-12-2009 14:25 Edited 03-12-2009 14:28
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
and blamed it on the cost of living.
Parent - - By OBrien (***) Date 03-12-2009 14:28
So an irishman walks out of a bar

A baby seal walks into a club
Parent - By hvymax (**) Date 03-12-2009 18:02
It's never too late for a hunting accident.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-12-2009 18:09
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Parent - - By up-ten (***) Date 03-13-2009 22:20
Don't worry, a grinder will save that.
Parent - - By norcalwelder (**) Date 03-14-2009 00:52
light a hippy a fire, you warm him for a night. light the hippy on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life. (sry hippies lol thats just too good...:))
Parent - - By Smooth Operator (***) Date 03-14-2009 04:08
Every time I hire a new ironworker and he has to tell me how great a hand he is I tell him " I see way better then I hear"( always shuts'em up.) PS. GO STEELERS in the hunt for #7
Parent - - By OBrien (***) Date 03-14-2009 15:33
A grinder and paint makes a welder what he ain't
Parent - By JMCInc (**) Date 03-15-2009 04:16
Gun boat mouth with a row boat a**

Congress is spending money like a drunken sailor although I've never seen a sailor use such creativity.
Parent - By up-ten (***) Date 03-15-2009 21:32
I'm gonna remember that one Smooth Operator.
Parent - - By dbigkahunna (****) Date 03-16-2009 01:29
I can pick, pull or drive a stripper
BABRT's
Parent - By Kix (****) Date 03-17-2009 14:31
see ya round like a doughnut.

I'm outa here like I stole something.

What up hot b!tch.

check out the sh!tter on that critter.

I forgot more then you know.

you gona eat all that.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-17-2009 22:17
A thong by any other name would smell just as sweet.

Hey baby, can I get some fries with that shake.
Parent - - By vagabond (***) Date 03-18-2009 01:08
A couple that have stuck with me are " Those that do thier very best go down the road with all the rest."  I also heard an old welder (while dragging a job) tell the foreman "I've seen more city limit signs than you young guys have stop lights!!"  When I was welding my personal favorite was "My a** is red, my pockets are green and there's still some cities I haven't seen."
Parent - - By devo (***) Date 03-18-2009 11:13
The check is in my mouth.

I won't come in your mail.
Parent - - By natecf (*) Date 03-19-2009 03:35
less chatter, more spatter

you want cheese with that whine

do something, even if its wrong

beat it like you married it
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-19-2009 04:22
IATSE and CWI?  That could be interesting.  You build sets for Broadway, maybe?
Parent - - By natecf (*) Date 03-19-2009 23:11
International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees or IATSE for short. The company I work for supplies scenery and automation for broadway, touring shows, concerts,corporate events, movies, museums, theme parks, and just about any other entertainment industry out there. If your at all interested, check out the company,s website  http://www.prg.com/
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-19-2009 23:24
That looks like a very interesting racket you got there.  I would've never thought about that kind of product.  Usually I think about ironworking, pipefitting, pipelining, but who in their right minds would've thought about that kind of stuff.  I love it.  You're the man!!! 
Parent - - By natecf (*) Date 03-20-2009 01:56
thanks. it is a pretty good racket. I've built some pretty wild stuff over the years.Its always different, so it rarely gets boring. We just started fabrication for the production of Spiderman on Broadway. Ya never know what they'll think of next.
Parent - By Revjsnizzle (**) Date 03-25-2009 15:58
A Rainbow is God's way of frowning at gay people.
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