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- - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-18-2009 04:17
Hello all. Due to a computer error on a winning high stakes hand of poker, I have successfully ***** slapped my computer hard enough that my screen now resembles Windows 97. How do I coax it lovingly back to modern times?
    Calmly yours,
    Rick Harnish
Parent - - By ctacker (****) Date 03-18-2009 04:33
a double handed ***** slap!
Parent - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-18-2009 04:38
Yeah, it was a bit rough. Maybe if I just smack it again?
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-18-2009 04:39
Is it one of the new lcd flat screens or CRT?
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-18-2009 04:45
It aint new. About two years old. Other than that, I have no clue what you just asked me.:)   :( :(
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-18-2009 04:50
Bryon, do you know whats wrong? My wife will simply kick my ass. Gotta fix it!!
Parent - By OBrien (***) Date 03-18-2009 05:14
RUN TO BEST BUY!!!  Other than that just talk to it nicely and see what happens.  Thats the reason I paid so damn much for my protection plan on mine.
Parent - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-18-2009 05:20
Is it the old school TV looking monitor, heavy tube like monitor.  Or the new flat screen LCD or plasma TV looking monitor.  If it is the old school type you might be able to adjust the color, contrast etc to make it better.  If it is the new flat ones then you are probably Fu**ed.  Those things are a bit touchy. 

I have punched my computer screen a few times and it made the color off for a while.  I turned it off and when I used it later it worked right again.  If she doesn't know its broke don't tell her, let her "discover" its broke.  If all else fails, don't use the computer for a couple days, wait for the wife to use it and THEN mess with the contrast settings then say "I don't know what's wrong, it worked the other day". 

There are lots of soldered wires and boards in computer products.  They can short out because of dust or if they get too hot.  I would let it set turned off for at least a few hours then try it again.  If it is not better you gotta get a new one.

That's all I got, good luck!
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 03-18-2009 22:14
I'm Tellin.....
Parent - - By CWI555 (*****) Date 03-18-2009 23:53
Cathode Ray Tube = CRT
Liquid Crystal Display = LCD
Plasma screen = PDP

picture element = pixels

the simple explanation is as follows:

CRT works by a scanning electron beam exciting a phosphor coating on on the back side of a vacuum tube. The phosphor coating emits light and with varying voltages, wavelengths, etc you get the screen you see.

LCD an electrically modulated optical device in other words, a back lite screen with a multitude of small cells filled with liquid crystals (colored in modern times) that when excited by the electrical charge, glow and create the image.

PDP a pile of cells similar to lcd but filled with inert noble gases that when electrically charged turn into plasma which excit's a phosphor coating and gives you your screen.

All of them have horizontal and vertical pixels arranged in a 2 dimensional array. How the image is put on the screen is different.

I suspect you have either an LCD or CRT. Given your response I am leaning towards a crt. If your screen looks like it's got a bunch of cracks in it, it's an LCD, if it looks like everything is off center or slanted but no crack appearance you have a crt.

Assuming a CRT, there should be some Horizontal and vertical adjustment knobs as well as centering and aspect ratio knobs.
On a CRT the image can be moved up and down and left and right to properly center the electon stream.
the H and V adjustment will also adjust if it's lopsided etc.

Thats the only real fix you can cost effectively effect. If it's something more than that, your better off just getting a new monitor as it will be cheaper than fixing a CRT, and if it's an LCD there is no fixing it when you crack it.
Parent - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-19-2009 00:08
THANK YOU! It revived itself some how, but I thank you for the explaination.
Parent - By OBrien (***) Date 03-19-2009 02:31
WOW!  I think I learned more about computer screens in the past 2 minutes than I ever knew.  But for future reference that could be helpfull.  Thanks ahead of time.
Parent - - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 03-18-2009 16:17
            ************
                    *   START  *
                    ************
                         ||
                         \/
                 ********************
           YES   *       DOES       *  NO
      ===========*  THE DAMN THING  *============
     ||          *       WORK       *           ||
     \/          ********************           \/
***********                                ***********
*  DON'T  *                                * DID YOU * NO
*  FraK   *                                *  FraK   *=====
* WITH IT *                                * WITH IT *    ||
***********                                ***********    ||
    ||                                          ||        ||
    ||                                      YES ||        ||
    ||                                          ||        ||
    ||                                          \/        ||
    ||                  **********         ************   ||
    ||   ********   NO  *  DOES  *         *   YOU    *   ||
    ||   * HIDE <<===== ANYONE <<======= DUMD**** *   ||
    ||   *  IT  *       *  KNOW  *         ************   ||
    ||   ********       **********                        ||
    ||      ||              ||                            ||
    ||      ||          YES ||                  **************
    ||      ||              ||              YES *  WILL YOU  *
    ||      ||              ||<<================* CATCH HELL *
    ||      ||              ||                  **************
    ||      ||              \/                        ||
    ||      ||         ************                   || NO
    ||      ||         * YOU POOR *                   ||
    ||      ||         *  BASTARD *                   ||
    ||      ||         ************                   ||
    ||      ||              ||                        ||
    ||      ||              \/                        \/
    ||      \/           ********               **************
     ==================>>* STOP <<============= ****CAN IT *
                         ********               **************
Parent - By ctacker (****) Date 03-18-2009 17:23
If your on company time, that should get you the BONUS you deserve! :)
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-18-2009 17:26
Thats the same thing I told him, just not in so many words...or arrows.  :-)
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-18-2009 22:35
It is a flat screen lap top. I dunno what happened, but it fixed itself. I closed a window and it suddenly looked like it should again. Beats me, but all is better! Thanks!
Parent - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-18-2009 22:50
I hope you learned your lesson, Rick.  I didn't know it was a laptop.  Those a even more susceptible to abuse.  Beat your dog not your laptop. :-)
Parent - - By CWI555 (*****) Date 03-18-2009 23:54
You must have hit a hotkey for the display by mistake. It will fix it'self as you described.
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-19-2009 00:06
I dunno what exactly happened. Glad its better, and hope to refrain from future altercations with my computer. Thanks for the input!
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 03-19-2009 00:15
And you dodged the altercation with the wife too, I hope!!! :-)
Parent - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-19-2009 04:15
Yessir, she was gonna crap. This is mine, she has her own, but she gets on here and updates and such. This stupid thing is 1500 dollars!!!! I was fixin to have a bad day!
Parent - By rick harnish (***) Date 03-19-2009 00:09
LOL!
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