I voted for O because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I
want. I've decided to marry my horse. 

I voted for O because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't. 

I voted for O because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would. 

I voted for O because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it. 

I voted for O because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
people. 

I voted for O because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
and thieves. 

I voted for O because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted for O because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 

I voted for O because I believe that business should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the
rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit. 

I voted for O because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters. 

I voted for O because my head is so firmly planted up my arse that it
is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."