It would be nice at the ends of a days work to proclaim today I have found:
"The pressure-containment capacity of a standard cucumber is remarkable,"
Sound like a fun job.
Oh! Horrors.
Once again the crusaders come up with an insult to the Muslim faith. Perhaps you foreign devils will make bomblet fragments with this "unclean meat" sputtering tool, and attack the good people of the book.
Sacriligious!
Once again the goyim have thoughtlessly concocted a device to offend the Hebrew Faith. Just when we are remembering the Holocaust!
Instead of bringing home the bacon, now you have to leave it at work. :-)
I bet the shop smells good
I dunno. I think the cucumber and bread stick version probably doesn't smell to good.
I think there is something for the farm code in this
To hell with that, eat the bacon, use steel pipe for the lance & save the left over money.
It sounds like Rachel Ray has taken up welding.