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- - By uphill (***) Date 08-05-2009 10:06
Now this is pretty interesting and now they're talking about taxing the middle class for healthcare reform!

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The next time you hear a politician use the
Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
Whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR
Tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
But one advertising agency did a good job of
Putting that figure into some perspective in
One of its releases.

A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
Living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
At the rate our government
Is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D),
Is presently asking the Congress
$250 BILLION
To rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number,
What does it mean?

A.
Well, if you are one of
484,674 residents of
New Orleans
(every man, woman, child),
You each get $ 516,528

B.
Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C.
Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets
$2,066,012.

Washington, D. C
< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemploy ment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Pem it Tax
Gasline Tax
Huning License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage
Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and
Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle Lic ense Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to
'press 1'
For English.



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Parent - - By Joseph P. Kane (****) Date 08-05-2009 14:12
uphill
This is very good!

Joe Kane
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 08-05-2009 19:13
Its hard to belive!!
Parent - - By 1earedelephant Date 08-22-2009 04:26
whats hard to believe is you can read cause you cant spell riglet
Parent - - By FixaLinc (****) Date 08-22-2009 07:34
NOW PLAY NICE CLETUS & OKIE !  
Parent - By uphill (***) Date 08-22-2009 20:11
Wow they dont even look photoshopped. Bummer of a birthmark.
Parent - - By 522029 (***) Date 08-22-2009 14:20
And now, Obama is sending $2,000,000,000 (billion!!!) to Brazil for THEM to drill offshore!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The democrat spokesman (on tv as I am typing) is defending this by saying it is better than sending money to Saudi Arabia or Venezuala!

Why not spend the money here?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Griff
Parent - By uphill (***) Date 08-22-2009 20:16
Imagine that the oil is not coming to the USA, what the hell send it to our mentors in EU. WE B RICH is not the same as WE B STUPID way to go Congress.

  We already gave the Panama cannal away. Its not like the obscure hasnt been the norm for the last 6-8 months.
Parent - - By swsweld (****) Date 08-23-2009 02:26
I'm not a liberal but I am confused.

So we can't expand our drilling here in the USA because it um is um bad for the environment or something.
But it's OK to GIVE 2B (that we don't have, wait...we've got a printer. We can print some more money)to Brazil to help them ruin the environment.

Out of control spending is what we have. Spend our way out of debt and spend our way into prosperity.
That oughta work.
Parent - - By DaveBoyer (*****) Date 08-23-2009 03:36
Brazil shouldn't NEED to drill for more oil, with all that whoopla about all that gasahahol , E85 & other "green" blend fuel crap and the flex fuel vehicles that hardly run on it.
Parent - - By FixaLinc (****) Date 08-23-2009 05:08
This WSJ article says it is going to turn Brazil into one of the largest "exporters" of oil so no don't think the oil is intended to stay in Brazil.  They don't have roads, highways or enough infrastructure still to need that kind of oil anyway.  Yeah this country will finance it and give us $6 gas makes lots of sense and doesn't smell right. 

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203863204574346610120524166.html

I think Obama just wants a excuse to go to Brazil and check out the Brazilian presidents 16 year old daughter again he was oggling on those marble steps at the G2 summit. 
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 08-23-2009 17:53
I dont know wats going on with our country ut the logic that is being use causes my brain to say...syntax error.
Parent - - By uphill (***) Date 08-25-2009 02:26
I was told that george sorass is one of the major stockholders of the company to do the work, Think its a payback for campain contributions??  Brasil is using liquid mercury to leach gold out of the Amazon and her tributaries, they have smelting ops without any sort of scrubbers or filtering. lets make them rich so some wealthy snob can drive their new Mazeratti arround on new roads and show off to the 99% starving country folk.

Maybe someone has a plan to rid the rest of the world of oil reserves and leave us with untapped wealth? Lets see Al Bore is inline to get Oxidental when MaMa kicks the bucket and its been reported he would become the first overnight Billionare from the Crap and Fade bill.   No that would be crazy, no-one would plan so far ahead would they?

Vote often in 2010.
Parent - - By FixaLinc (****) Date 08-25-2009 04:13 Edited 08-25-2009 04:23
Maybe they will then actually have money to build real roads and bridges down there soon. 
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 08-26-2009 01:04
Looks like MA Sloppy snowy pot hole filled roads…..Crappy public transportation……And an immigrant work force, and bridges that are falling down.
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 08-26-2009 01:09
Vote......Democrate (no WAy)
Vote.......Republican (Nope)
vote........Libritarian......What the hell is that , i dont know but its not either of these guys.
Vote 3rd party.
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