SUICIDAL MUSLIMS

Date 08-28-2009 01:04

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...
• No Jesus
• No Christmas
• No television
• No cheerleaders
• No Nude Women
• No car races
• No football
• No soccer
• No golf
• No tailgate parties
• No pork BBQ
• No hot dogs
• No burgers
• No lobster
• No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks • No nachos • No Beer nuts • No Beer !!!!!!!!
• Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
• Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
• Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
• More than one wife.
• You can't shave.
• Your wives can't shave...
• You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
• The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
• Your bride is picked by someone else.
• She smells just like your donkey.
• But your donkey has a better disposition.
• Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
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• I mean, really, is there a mystery here

By Mikeqc1 (****)

Date 08-28-2009 01:11

suicide=Eternal Death
I feel bad for thier souls but gotta separate the wheat from the chaff some how.

By jrw159

Date 08-28-2009 01:12

:-)

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By ssbn727 (*****)

Date 08-30-2009 16:50 Edited 08-30-2009 16:55

Hey Dwayne!

First off I was ROTFLMFAO when I first read this!!! :) :) :) Thanks!!! ;) Then I read it again, and I said to myself; "You know Henry? You can live without all of that other stuff..." Heck! most of that stuff on the list from the top all the way down to below not being able to shave, I have already been able to tolerate at different periods of time in my life but, when I got to reading down further and it said this;

• Your wives can't shave...
• You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
• The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
• Your bride is picked by someone else.
• She smells just like your donkey.
• But your donkey has a better disposition.
• Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I said to myself; "Man I know darn sure that I could NOT tolerate any of this and it's no mystery to me either!!!" ;) ;) ;)
Once again, thanks for the laugh!!! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry

By Cactusthewelder (*****)

Date 08-31-2009 00:35

I understand COMPLETELY!!!

By thomasyyz (**)

Date 08-31-2009 18:50

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By jrw159

Date 08-31-2009 19:33

:-)