Hey Henry,
Those aren't teeth down there. It's a cleverly disguised folding steel grate that immediately snaps shut at "I do". The married guys have figured this out, but only after it was too late. For you single guys, there's one food that will kill a woman's sex drive faster than anything. It's called wedding cake. Another word of advice for you single guys. There are several places to pick up women. Just don't make the same mistake I once made and go to the laundromat, because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Go to the grocery store instead. I went there, picked one out and followed her all the way through the store. First she grabbed a head of romaine lettuce, then she grabbed a 2 lb. can of coffee, next, a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. I carefully watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, I made my move. "You must be single." The woman was startled by my observation and I could tell that she was intrigued by my intuition. She smiled and admitted that she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the conveyer belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped me off as to her marital status, Her curiosity finally got the best of her, and she asked "How on earth did you know that?" I replied "It's because you're ugly". Some of you may say that you want a pretty one, but hear me out. If you marry an ugly one, you can get away with all sorts of things. I eventually married this girl, and on our wedding day, I handed her a blank piece of paper. She looked at it and asked me what it was, and I said "Your rights".