That's exactly where I would take these guys on tour so they could see the City from the Three Rivers and check out the sites and maybe even catch a ride on the Gateway Clipper Paddle wheel boat too!!! :) (Man is that coincidental!) I would also take them aboard the U.S.S Requiem Submarine and give 3.? a personal tour of the torpedo room, then take Brian to the Zoo so he could meet the Polar bears they've got residing there as well - CAPECHE???
Or better yet, give them both a personal tour of the Edgar Thompson Works, or The Mon valley Works where they actually make steel (I can get these two in there really easy since I know most of the head honcho's there!) and lots of it so they could really see how hard a Steelworker has it and give them the opportunity to talk trash about Pittsburgh or the Steelers!!! :) ;) :) Who knows they both may end up becoming a new grade of steel we could sell to China where their pal nanjing would classify them as 25% Duplex Stainless, or some other drunken claim coming from someone as psychotic as him!!! :) :) :)
All in all it would be my pleasure to take them on a Grand Tour of our Fine & Friendly City of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!!! ;)
Respectfully,
Henry