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Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 15:28
Whats your Deal with spell check? Obviously you understand what he is saying so what is the difference? So is there any video of this bike of yours running 197 in the 1/4?
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 15:50
Keep reading Snot Nose. You will find the ET. Be sure to calaulate the tire spin for 1/4 mile and you will figure the 7.90
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 15:53
So your saying that is a 7 second bike with no wheelie bars?
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 15:59
Once again Snot Nose..... READ. Why in the Hell would I need wheelie bars when the tire spins through the 1/4. The reasons for wheelie bars is IF the Tire hooks up.
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 16:16
so are you saying it only runs 7.90 or what keep ur story straight . its kind of hard when its a lie . and why are you so interested in my toys im not the one claiming a 6 second bike
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:20
I dont Recall EVER claiming a 6 second bike
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 16:28
i can also tell ya its not a 7.90 bike. nor will it hit 190 in 1/4. i just wish you would quit the lie your not going to pull it off now if you would have said it hit o say 120 in 1/4 i would have said wow what a fast bike . instead you went WAY over the top . i dont have to make you look like a crack head you do that all on ur own
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:37
I own the Bike.  I know what it will do. If you care to find out. Go to the Bank, Get a Loan, Buy a Bike, and look me up
Parent - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 16:51
there is no reason for a race i dont have any bike that i own that will go 190 in the 1/4 so you got me beat. but neither do you
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 16:48
the reason for a wheelie bar reject is so you can launch a bike off the line with out flipping over while putting the weight of the bike on the back tire . thus MAKING IT HOOK UP . boy for someone who has the fastest bike in the world you know very littel about it.
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:50
Never said mine was the fastest. Marv Jorgenson owns that one. His info is below
Parent - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 16:01
something is missing in ur brain cacto i think its the part that allows you to think
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 15:32
Here is a website that estimates 1/4 mile times based on MPH, since you apperently dont know what your ET was, and according to this it ran a 6.9 sec 1/4. Yeah im gonna call BS!!!!     http://golenengineservice.com/calc/calcetm.htm
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 15:52
Hey Ok82!

Do you even know how to use that calculator??? I ask you this because when I entered 197mph, and pressed the "Calculate" button, it gave me this for the estimated time for 1/4 mile: 6.91904 seconds!!! So in fact, Cactus really is on the money!!! But hey, this is something that I would expect from someone like you calling BS when the person calling it doesn't even have his own Sh!t together!!! :) :) :) ROTFLMFAOAAA!!! :) :) :) Your new handle should be: OkComedian82 after this fiasco of yours!!! HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!!!

This must be COMEDY MORNING @ the Forum on Saturdays!!! Wowwww!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!! Thanks for the laughs OK!!! HEEEEEEHEEEEEEHHAAAAAAA!!! :)

if I don't stop laughing soon, I'm gonna have to call 911!!!! BBBBWWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHAAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 15:58
That is exactly what I am saying henry, I dont think that bike will run that in the quater mile,and if you read  someone asked cactus what the ET was and he said he didnt know. Every time i have ever raced thats the first thing I want to know.  Keep laughing henry, I see that your easily amused!
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:01
Hey Ok!
What's a "quater mile???" BWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Parent - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 16:09
Really henry, a mispelling cracks you up that much
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 16:03
it doesnt take much to to make a monkey laugh
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:12
Is this really Donkey Punch??? Or is it you know who!!! :) :) :)
Besides! I'd rather look like a Monkey than a Donkey's @$$!!!! HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
You walked right into that one!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:18
Hey Snot Nose. This post Has been on here for two days. READ IT ! Here it is again. DONKEY AS* Here is my previous post (Dont want to confuse you with scrolling up) The Bike is Mine. Super Chevy Sunday in Ennis It ran 197 mph in the 1/4. SMOKED the tire all the way down the track !  As you will notice I said "The bike ran 197" I was not riding it as I NEVER said I did. I did call my Freind who was the Pilot that day. I was Wrong (It happened once before) My Freind has the ET slip, It ran 194.207 mph with and ET of 7.90. It did smoke the tire all the way down the track. Beleive it or not, I could care less. Facts are Facts. Now I guess you can claim the Timers were off or something. A stock "Busa" will NOT touch it.  So........... Now you know the ET
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 16:23
Great, thanks for bringing that to my attention. With that being said I still think its BS!!!  No bike is going to run 7 seconds at 194.207 mph while spinning the tires the whole way.
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:30
These are not NHRA bikes. NHRA bikes are not in the same class. Compare apples to apples and you will understand. It is kind of like saying that a Jet car is faster than a Funny car. Two Different worlds. Also Remember, There is a BIG difference in a Stock V8 Bike or Trike and a Highly Modified V8 Bike or Trike
Parent - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 16:38
So your bike will run with this one spinning the tire the whole way? Im impressed cactus, you are the man!!!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuovLY5ZR2c&feature=related
Parent - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 16:50
Its not comparing apples to apples, I understand they are in a different class all together but you are saying your street bike will outrun a full on race bike,Are you not? Why dont you get a video of it and prove us wrong?
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 16:55
its not that your motor isnt capable its the bike is not set up for it . learn to read what ive been telling you put your motor in a racing frame then you prob can hit 190 but it did not go that fast in that frame PERIOD.
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:59
Maybe you should do your homework on THESE bikes. Not NHRA drag bikes. Try v8bikeriders.com These bikes do this EVERYDAY. My bike is not the exception. Most all V8 bikes will run at EXTREME High speeds in the 1/4
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 16:34
Here is a 7 second drag bike. Watch and learn cactus.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaJvW0oqZoU
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 17:12
So then answer this... What does ET stand for? I'll even give you a hint with the letter "T" representing the word "Time" This should be an easy one for you to answer so once again, what does the letter "E" stand/represent in the acronym "ET" with respect to a quarter mile as opposed to a "Quater mile" that Ok alluded to previously!!! :) :) :)

On a side note: Hey John! Where's that picture you have of Donkey & OK together in a portrait???
Parent - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 17:59
do you even know what elapsed means henery . any way you spell it his bike is no 7 second bike . not even if you ride on the back of it like we all know you want to. a yankee  and the texan on the same bike lets see about getting that in a frame
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 18:07
Henry,
  Is this the one you are referring to? Blowing smoke up each others butt's.

jrw159
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:09
That about describes them both together in drag!!! :) :) :) Too Frigging Funny John!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) ROTFLMFAOAAA!!!!! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 21:14
Henry,
  Sorry, this is probably the one you were thinking of.

jrw159 :-)
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 21:21
That is indeed the Picture!!! Folks!!! What a mug shot of the DONKEY and Okie Dokie!!! See the resemblance??? ;) ROTFLMFAOAAA!!! :) :) :)
BEAUTIFUL JOHN!!! :) :) :) THANKS AGAIN FOR FINDING IT! :)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 17:40
Hey OK!

I'm waiting for your answer!!!! Ohh, You need more time to look it up??? Go figure huh??? :) :) :) ROTFLMFAOAAA!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 18:11
E stands for elapsed  like elapsed time  but why not use ET? Again henry getting away from the whole point of the conversation!
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 18:18
they seem to always want to change subject and come up with retarded pics . typical of people with little or no mental capacity if they want to talk about stupid stuff  they should start a thread of their own . all we state  here are the un deniable FACTS no getting around tht no matter how many monkey pics they post
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 18:37
Now I know this isn't DONKEY PUNCH writing this good!!! :) :) :) Say hello for me will ya Donkey??? ;)
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 18:35 Edited 11-29-2009 15:37
Took you long enough... Had to wait for your Donkey to rescue your @$$!!! :) :) :) Wow how ironic!!! :) :) :) ROTFLMFAOAAA!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) Then again that's typical of you since you're always sniffing OK's @$$ just like in the pic above, or is it the other way around??? You know it's reallycomplicated (About the only thing complicated regarding those two) to tell who is who since you all look so much alike!!! ;)
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 18:46
It took me awhile to respond because im not sitting in from of my computer all day like yourself.  I have a life.
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 18:57
I'm watching the football games Okie Dokie!!! :) :) :) How appropriate for your name.;)
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 19:02
Do you understand what your watching or do you need someone to explain it for you?
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 19:15
Son! Before you were even in your diapers I was playing High school as a running back on Offense and defensive end on Defense because back in the day you played both PUKE!!!
So, do not even think about trying to tell me anything about FOOTBALL you snotnosed friggin runt!!! Okie Dokie??? :) :) :) :) :) ROTFLMFAOAAA!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) FUGGEDABOUDIT BADABING BADABOOM BADABANG!!! - CAPECHE???
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-29-2009 00:28
WOW A LITTEL TOUCHY THERE HENRY . YOU HAVEING LOCKER ROOM WITHDRAWS OR WHAT
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-29-2009 03:16 Edited 11-29-2009 15:41
Nah! just having a little fun with your sister, err - I mean your twin, err - I mean  whoever that "Radar Ranger Ears" looking like a possible twin of yours in the  - Dude!!! :) :) :)
Err - I mean dumb @SS simpleton looking, Double-wide living, chlorinating the gene pool,Gotta depend on my wife to type like I'm some sort of an "eductated" (Which is the way you probably pronounce it! :) ) fool - err person!!! You two want to know more of what I think of you two inbred, puke loving, poor excuses for human beings???

Are you alluding to the fact that at the very least, Okie McFriggin Dokie is a card carrying "Rag Head" member of the KKK??? and you're his understudy but you just don't know it yet Donkey Dung??? In fact, what in the heck do you know about the REAL GHETTO "Hood" Country boys??? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!! NOT A DOG GONE THING EXCEPT WHAT YOU READ IN YOUR DAILY  BS FROM THE MEDIA!!! "ORIGINAL BOYS FROM THE HOOD!" GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK POSER!!! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU WORE A TEE-SHIRT with that slogan written on it while you walked through a REAL GENUINE GHETTO "HOOD" ONLY TO URINATE ON YOURSELVES ONCE YOU REALIZED THAT EVERYONE WHO'S GIVING YOU MEAN LOOKS IS FOLLOWING YOU TO SMACK YOU SILLY AND ESCORT YOUR STUPID ASSES OUT OF THEIR ORIGINAL HOOD YOU FRIGGIN POSERS!

They would be sure to send you off with a few reminders so that you never forget who the REAL ORIGINAL BOYS FROM THE REAL GHETTO HOOD ARE AND YOU WOULD EXPERIENCE ANOTHER EPIPHANY IN YOUR SORRY ASS LIFE REALIZING THAT YOU REALLY DO NEED TO GO BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL AND LEARN MORE THAN THE SLIVER YOU CURRENTLY POSSESS WITH RESPECT TO ENGLISH COMPOSITION VACUUM-HEADS!!! :) :) :) AND Don'T DEPEND ON YOUR WIVES OR YOUR SISTERS TO DO IT FOR YOU
Parent - By okwelder82 (***) Date 01-31-2010 04:07
The "Hood" I am talking about is a WELDING HOOD. Maybe you should stop and think a little before you accuse someone of racism!!
Parent - - By Sharp Tungsten (**) Date 11-28-2009 19:27
You know there is a simple solution to this bickering. okwelder82 you ask Cactus if he will agree to a welding challenge and then you can race against one of his bikes. I ain't taking sides I am just stating that he has on numerous occassions told all the objecters to put your money where your mouth is. Please oblige him to end this ridiculous argument. I have argued with Cactus before but I thought I had a valid point. I never called him any derogative names we just had a sensible argument.  I am not pointing fingers or addressing anybody personally but to make a post attacking a man andt the fact it is your very first post under a new user name is 4th grade B*ULL****. If you want to call him out be a man and call him out. Or if you really want to know something about here is an age old method. Politely ask questions but do not be to intrusive. For example Cactus how long have you been in the construction trade? From what I remember he started out as Union Ironworker I don't know what sector he mainly worked in but that will give you a clue. Second question would be what company do you work for and what is your position with them? Third question would be what area are you from and generally work in? Now if you wanted to be intrusive you would ask about his wife or income and generally anything you really do not need to know about unless someone chooses to tell you. Now okwelder82 I would like to ask you them same questions as I asked cactus. Before any one attacks me for this strange post I have created I just wanted to get a sense from where these men come from and end the ridiculous arguments. That is all I have to say for myself.
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-29-2009 00:26
THERE IS NO REASON  FOR A RACE NO ONE IS SAYING THEY CAN OUT RUN CACTUS. BUT THE FACT IS HIS BIKE WILL NOT RUN WHAT HE SAYS THERE IS NO PROOF OF THAT ANYWHERE ON HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE .IF HE COULD PROOF IT IM SURE HE WOULD HAVE DID IT BY NOW WE ARE JUST CALLING BS ON A GUY WHO GOES AROUND SPEWING OUT LIES AND THEN INSULTS SOMEONE OR CHANGES SUBJECT OVER AND OVER . AND IF ANYBODY IN THE WORLD BELIVES HIS BS THERE EITHER TO LAZY TO LOOK IT UP OR TO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND HOW OUTRAGES OF A COMMENT IT IS THAT HE MADE . AS FOR WHOEVER THE PERSON IS THAT CAME ON SHOP TALK AND TRASH TALKED CACTO I CAN ASURE YOU IT WAS NOT ME OR OK82 IT MAKES NO SENSE AND IS AS STUPID AS CACTUS SAYING HIS BIKE DOES 190 IN THE 1/4 HAVE SOMEONE WHO RUNS THIS WEB SITE CHECK THEM OUT MABEY THEY CAN TELL YA WHO IT IS IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT IT . THERE IS NO REASON TO PUT ANY MONEY WHERE ANYBODYS MOUTH IS BECAUSE CACTUS KNOWS IT DIDNT RUN THAT THERFORE THERE IS NEVER GOING TO BE A WAGER HES JUST SAYING PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS CAUSE HES ON THE INTERNET . ANY ONE WHO BELIVIES THAT BS IS AS STUPID AS HE IS
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-29-2009 03:24
Anybody who can believe that you can even put a paragraph of words together to create a coherent, cognizant statement, or observation must drinking "lilies of the forest" perfume because they're too dumb to go purchase some "Rot-Gut" Whiskey @ the liquor store... And dumber than a bag full of rocks to believe that you have more than a few neurons firing up inside that funky looking head of yours Donkey Dung!!! ;) :) :) The classic example of a bonafide Vacuum-Head!!! :) :) :) I rest my case! ;)
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-29-2009 03:47
henry you dont have a case or a brain an belive me itt shows wtf are you talking about a getto fori said you were having locker room withdraws people usually develope this from being someones prisonb!@#$ for several years i guess you would feel right at home in the getto then wouldnt ya .
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-29-2009 04:23
Learn how to spell dip Sh!t! I was never in prison unlike yourself who has finally admitted as to how you really came up with your handle!!! Do you really miss it that bad???

With respect to living in a ghetto (Learn how to spell Dim wit!) Yes I have lived in a ghetto in NYC and in Pittsburgh when I first moved here, and if you ever attempted to live in one much less visit one, you would end up being spit out of there like bone from a piece of meat you friggin closet queen!!! The only ghetto you know of is in the trailer park living in your double-wide dinkey-doo!!! :) :) :) I bet you they took real good care of you when you were in the joint and that's how you remind yourself of those days by calling yourself DONKEY PUNCH!!! :) :) :) What a CLOWN!!!
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