Cactus don't need me to come all the way over there to watch you make such arn fool of yourself dinky doo!!! Yeah! that's what I'm gonna call you from now on you friggin vacuum head!!! Got a little bit under your skin "chuleta???" Whose the Porkchop now Chuleta???? Hey dinkydoo?? What's the matter dinkydoo??? did somebody hurt your feelings dinkydoo???
Did you go cry to to your mommy again because we weren't playing nice with you dinkydoo??? AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you epect Crackhead!!!! You're probably bouncing around your room all strung out like some stupid looking almost human duck imitating clown mumbling out loud: "CRACK- CRACK-CRACK-CRACK-CRACK-CRACK!!! You remember the old saying don't you dinky doo??? "If it walks like a crack duck, if it talks like a crack duck, if it sounds like a crack duck, if it acts like a crack duck - IT USUALLY IS ONE CRACK DUCK!!!
Come to Pittsburgh shoo flies, so I can give you both a personal tour of the Ghetto, then drop you off @ the Zoo where your family's @!!! They have a few Aard Varks in there who are probably related to you dinkydoo. so COME ON DOWN!!! We'll even put you in a field to watch as a scare crow, and then you'll finally fell important enough to brag about how you are such a wonderful productive deceased member of society by scaring off just about every kind of varmint that would lay their eyes upon your stupid looking mug CHULETA!!!
Do you know what a CHULETA IS DINKY-DOO??? Actually! that's too much of a compliment to describe your silly self!!! You're really more like pigeon poo instead you friggin bird brain!!! Now go forage all you can and look for all of the rolled up singles, or any other cash you might have around inside your double wide to get ready to hand over to Cactus in Joplin once you lose your shirt you friggin bird brain!!!
In the meantime you all come down now!!! We'll be able to show you real good time in the Pittsburgh Ghetto, and make darn sure to give you a tour of our own trailer parks which will look like mansions to you dinky doo!!! Although I'm afraid they will not accept applications from your kind since they have a reputation to uphold!!!
So make sure that you pack some extra depends there Dinky Doo & Okie Dokie because when you get to Joplin, you'll be sure to be both soiling your draws once you find how much you both let your mouths run with so much BS only to find out that you're gonna have to pay up SUCKER!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! :) :) :) :) :)
Dinky Doo & Okie Dokie!!! The Dynamic Dou of Dip $h!t's!!! I know I'll be laughing for sure when Cactus posts up the pictures from that event!!! ;) ;) ;)