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- - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-01-2009 09:11
Tiger Woods has repeatedly refused to answer questions to Police investigators regarding his crash the other morning @ 2:15 Am or so in his gated community of all places, and is not talking to anyone about it... I wonder what Tiger Woods is hiding??? I also would like to read what other folks think! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - By Lawrence (*****) Date 12-01-2009 12:50
I think he had a violent row with his wife.. (looks like she did the dishing)

She bashed up his car with a golf club when he tried to leave the house to escape more violence.

Car crashed into neighbors stuff and fire plug.

EMT/Law dropped the ball by *not* testing El Tigre for alchohol.. (alcohol is not an issue in this case only because Tiger was not tested)

Tiger is a citizen like you and I and needs to do nothing more than provide drivers liscence and proof of insurance. No other cooperation is required.

So even if his story doesn't quite jive with the evidence...  He doesn't have to say anything more about it...  Should the Florida taxpayers have to foot the bill for a gigantic Tiger Woods investigation because his wife prolly beat in his cars windows in a fit of rage rather than beating in the windows in order to extricate her husband from a wreck...???   Who cares?

I think he is hiding (poorly) his dirty personal laundry... That spilled out on the road in his gated community and on his neighbor's lawn...   I'm sure he will pay for the neighbors tree and can also easily pay cash for his car repairs so he is not defrauding his insurance...

The media will now dog the guy like J-Lo  and Li-Lo, and A-Rod and Bennifer, which will be like torture for the guy and make it much more difficult for him to cuckold his wife with coctail hostesses.
Parent - - By MICHAEL B (*) Date 12-01-2009 12:53
I think Tiger doesn't owe anybody any explanation. Would anyone care if it were me in the wreck? No. I understand he is the most famous athlete in the world, but he also deserves his privacy. The media attention is ridiculous, as it always is with celebrities. I just really don't care what happened. He is ok, apparently, and we will be able to watch him compete again next year, that's all that matters. Just my opinion.
MICHAEL B
Parent - - By swnorris (****) Date 12-01-2009 15:07
Guys,

There should be absolutely no doubt in anyone's mind that Tiger is the greatest athlete in the world.  He's the only human alive who can drive a golf ball farther than he can drive a car.  But that night he proved to the world that he's human because this is the first time he's ever failed to drive over 300 yards.  He obviously missed his caddy, who offers him advice from time to time.  The only reason he crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree is because he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.  Now, I don't know a lot about golf, and I'll be the first to admit it, but if he'd been using a different driver that night, he wouldn't have crashed. 
The most amazing thing to me about this whole ordeal is that after an intense night of clubbing, his wife will go down in history as the only person who has been able to beat Tiger with a golf club.  That's not the worst of it.  Just minutes after the crash, he told a reporter that it was the closest shave he’s ever had.  The headline in the paper the next morning read "Tiger Admits Closest Shave Ever". This got back to the executives at Gillette, and they immediately dropped his contract.   
Parent - By dbigkahunna (****) Date 12-01-2009 16:37
Isn't it refreshing to realize we live in a country regardless how rich you are, you mess around on your wife and she can beat the crap out of your stuff?
I wonder if she broke out the back window before or after the wreck.
I have seen this a few times in RV parks I have lived in.
Money don't change nothin!
Parent - - By RonG (****) Date 12-01-2009 17:01
Correction, he owes everybody an explanation. He is a public figure by choice & design.
Parent - By fbrieden (***) Date 12-01-2009 17:18
I hope his putting is better than his driving!
Parent - By johnnyh (***) Date 12-01-2009 19:05
I disagree.  He does not owe us anything.  He is accused of waking up his neighbors, nothing more.  Just because we use his equipment does not mean he owes the public anything.  So what if he had an argument and accident within the privacy of his own home and driveway?!? Thats between husband and wife.  If something criminal is involved that will come out.  Just because he is the best golfer in the world does not mean he is the best husband.  Who cares anyway?

His most glaring weakness before this was his language on the course.  If anyone deserves the benefit of doubt, it is him.  To think he owes us an explanation because we buy the shoes he endorses is naive.  He owes us the greatness on the course.  He owes us to show up at his tee time.  Now if Nike and gatorade execs want an explanation then he should give one.  He is not on our payroll.

I think serena's outburst to the line judge should be a bigger story than Tiger's incident.  I think that the public deserving to know what happened because he is a public figure is ridiculous when there have been no criminal charges.  Even at that point, he deserves more privacy than what is being afforded him now.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-01-2009 17:52
I will second that. 
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 12-01-2009 20:40
Here is a Novel approach. Its Kinda like that Jackson guy who died..................WHO CARES !!!!!!!
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-01-2009 22:08
Sh*t I'll second that one too.  I was thinking when I first heard the story that he was drunk or even better it was a simple case of road head gone bad.  :-)
Parent - - By RioCampo (***) Date 12-02-2009 00:16
Motion second. Aye's have it, motion passes, time for a new subject.
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-02-2009 02:20
So then put up or shut up!!! ;) ;) ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By FixaLinc (****) Date 12-02-2009 06:53
Lots of guesses about his affair with a cocktail waitress and his wife finding out.  He pays a fine and it's over they say anyway but his celebrity status had nothing to do with how it was handled oh sure.   I read half of it and was like Cactus who gives a S*** .. next story :)
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-02-2009 15:31
CHICK SCRATCH ME ONCE DURIN A FIGHT THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER THE OJ MURDER.
THE COPS WERE CALLED BECAUSE WE WERE YELLING ....
THE ARRESTED HER, AND DIDNT NEED ME TO PRESS CHARGES
Parent - - By FixaLinc (****) Date 12-03-2009 01:41
Tiger's 2009 family Christmas portrait.
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-03-2009 02:16
funny!
Parent - - By uphill (***) Date 12-03-2009 03:22
Thats what you get for hiding the banana.  At least he owned up to it, takes a rich man to do that.
Parent - By johnnyh (***) Date 12-03-2009 17:27
It takes a "rich" man to do that?  He is about to be half as rich......
Parent - - By FixaLinc (****) Date 12-06-2009 23:39 Edited 12-06-2009 23:41
What does a baby fur seal and Tiger Woods have in common?

They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-07-2009 00:36
lol
Parent - By low_hydrogen (**) Date 12-16-2009 01:35
Teacher says "I'll ask some questions and those of you who get it right will be dismissed early"

Who was our first president?   Little girl shouts out George Washington!  Very good you are excused!

Who said I have a dream?   another girl jumps in, Martin Luther King!   Very good you may also be excused!

A very upset boy in the back mumbles "I wish these b itches would shut up"

Teacher spins around and looks at the students and says "Who said that?!"

Little boy shouts "Tigar Woods can I leave now?"
Parent - - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-07-2009 00:36
a news paper used this photo, xept they put bandages over the stitches.
Parent - - By mcostello (**) Date 12-07-2009 03:08
Something awsome to see would be a young agile athelete in prime condition, really motivated, high stepping it out of house with wife in hot pursuit with one of histories most "deadly" golf sticks swinging it and meaning it.
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-07-2009 17:39
I heard that Trojan was actively seeking to get him to be their spokesman for their new ad campaign, and this is what the pitch would read like:

"Hi America! I'm Trojan Man!!! Yep! if it weren't for these Trojans, I would now have around 63 children running around and slowly taking me to the poor house because I would have to support all of them!!! So if you don't want to find yourself with all sort of children you never really planned for, then buy and use Trojan brand condoms!!! Guaranteed to keep you from having more paternity suits than you could ever handle!!! TROJAN MAN!!!" Amazing how he can get even more sponsorship with more revelations surfacing about his obvious sexual addiction considering there are already seven women who so far have come out saying they had affairs with the Tiger!!! I persinally think that it's a good thing for him! ;) At the very least, nobody can call him a homo!!! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By FixaLinc (****) Date 12-07-2009 17:56
The trojan man lol.   Been reading yahoo too ? 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091203081026AAM6Fi7
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-07-2009 18:02
He'll probably get to endorse Allstate insurance too!!! ROTFLMFAOAAA!!! :) :) :) Especially with their "Accident Forgiveness program" Too Friggin Funny!!! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - By FixaLinc (****) Date 12-07-2009 18:09
LOL well he may need all those extra jobs or can soon write that book rags to riches...OOPS.... riches to rags....
Parent - - By ctacker (****) Date 12-15-2009 05:18
Golf Digest Latest news:
Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA tour today after "beating" the world's #1 golfer. The win came after the top golfer played the wrong hole.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-15-2009 14:11
That should read "Holes".  The body count is up to 11 now the last I heard. 

If he would just stop hiding from it and come out and own it.  Fu*k it.  "Yeah, I did them all. So what, I'm Tiger Woods bit*h.  If you got a problem with that then lets take it out in Pebble Beach.  That's right, I didn't think so!"

It's nobody damn business but his old lady's.  She'll get her half and Tiger will be on his way.
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-15-2009 17:19
Too bad his sponsors don't agree with you Bryon! ;) MERRY CHRISTMAS BRYON!!! AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR AS WELL!!! :) :) :)

Henry
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-15-2009 18:22
His big one Nike will stay.  I think when this sh*t storm blows over he will come out of it smelling better than ever.  He'll go on Oprah and people will eat that sh*t up.  I've already heard stuff on the news like, "well, he has had a sheltered life since he was 12 or 13.  He had only his father and his coaches and never got to live his life and now he's making up for the childhood that he never had."

Its the same spin they put on Michael Jackson's behaviors.
Hell I would praise him for his behavior.  No pun intended but he has added color to golf.  You expect this kind of crap from the NFL and A-Rod but golf.  Come on!!!  Where he screwed up was fu*king around with "no bodies".  Of course this was going to come out.  Its all about the money.

And have a Merry Holiday to you too!!!  :-)  I had to do it.  And a merry Navidad as well!!!
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-15-2009 18:25
Awww Bryon! You just couldn't get yourself to write Christmas in English, so you had to write it in Spanish instead!!! :) Why are you so scared of the word CHRISTMAS BRYON???

Henry
Parent - By Superflux (****) Date 12-15-2009 18:47
" Where he screwed up was fu*king around with "no bodies". "

Yes, and they most likely wont even become "somebodies" like Lewinski did.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-15-2009 19:32
Thanks to Jose Feliciano everybody knows what Navidad means.  The only language that has Christ in Christmas is English.
So instead of being drawn into some rant about Christmas and what it means to Capitalist America and us victims, the consumers.  I'll leave you with this.

Afrikaans – Geseende Kerfees en ‘n gelukkige nuwe jaar
Albanian – GÃzuar Krishlindjet Vitin e Ri!
Amharic – Melkam Yelidet Beaal
Arabic – I’D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida
Aramaic – Edo bri’cho o rish d’shato brich’to!
Armenian – Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
Aromunian – CrÃciunu hÃriosu shi unu anu nÃu, bunu!
Azeri – Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun
Basque – Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
Belorussian – Winshuyu sa Svyatkami i z Novym godam!
Bengali – Shuvo Baro Din – Shuvo Nabo Barsho
Bicolano – Maugmang Capascuhan asin Masaganang Ba-gong Taon!
Bohemian – Vesele Vanoce
Brazil (Portuguese) – “Feliz Natal” or “Boas Festas
Breton – Nedeleg laouen na bloav ezh mat
Bulgarian – Vasel Koleda; Tchestita nova godina!
Burmese – Pyaw Shwin Thaw Christmas Par!
Catalan – Bon nadal i feli any nou!
Cantonese – Seng Dan Fai Lok, Sang Nian Fai Lok
Cebuano – Malipayong Pasko ug Bulahang Bag-ong Tuig!
Choctaw – Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito
Cornish – Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
Corsican – Bon Natale e Bon capu d’ annu
Cree – Mitho Makosi Kesikansi
Creek – Afvcke Nettvcakorakko
Croatian – Sretan Bozic
Czech – Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
Danish – Glædelig Jul og godt nytÃ¥r
Duri – Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak
Dutch – Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
Egyptian – Colo sana wintom tiebeen
English – Merry Christmas & Happy New Year
Eskimo – Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!
Esperanto – Gajan Kristnaskon
Estonian – Rõõmsaid Jõulupühi Head uut aastat ( Merry Christmas & Happy New Year )
Euskera – Zorionak eta Urte Berri On
Faeroese – Gledhilig jól og eydnurikt nýggjár!
Farsi – Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashad
Finnish – Hyvää Joulua or Hauskaa Joulua
Flemish – Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
French – Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!
Frisian – Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
Friulian – Bon Nadâl e Bon An Gnûf
Gaelic – Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ur!
Galician – Bon Nadal e Bo Ani Novo
Georgian – ბედნიერ შობა-ახალ წელს!
German – Froehliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!
Greek – Kala Christougenna Kieftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos
Greenlandic – Juullimi Ukiortaassamilu Pilluarit
Hausa – Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!
Hebrew – Mo’adim Lesimkha. Shana Tova
Hindi – Shub Naya Baras
Hungarian – Kellemes Karácsonyi ünnepeket és Boldog Új Évet!”
Iban -Selamat Ari Krismas enggau Taun Baru
Icelandic – Gleðileg Jól og Farsaelt Komandi ár!
Ilocano – Naimbag a Pascua ken Naragsac nga Baro nga Tawen!
Indonesian – Selamat Hari Natal
Iraqi – Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Irish -Nollaig Shona Dhuit
Italian – Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo
Japanese – Shinnen omedeto.
Kurisumasu Omedeto Jèrriais – Bouan Noué et Bouanne Année
Kadazan -Kotobian Tadau Do Krimas om Toun Vagu
Karelian – Rastawanke Sinun, Uvven Vuvenke Sinun
Klingon – yItIv [Christmas] je Quch chu’ DIS
Korean – Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Krio – Appi Krismes en Appi Niu Yaa
Ladin – Bon Nadel y Bon Ann Nuef
Lappic – Buorit Juovllat ja Buorre Oddajahki
Latin – Natale hilare et Annum Nuovo!
Latvian – Prieci’gus Ziemsve’tkus un Laimi’gu Jauno Gadu!
Lausitzian – Wjesole hody a strowe nowe leto
Lithuanian – Linksmu Kaledu ir laimingu Nauju metu
Livian – Riiemlizi Talspividi ja pagin vonno udaigastos
Low Saxon – Heughliche Winachten un ‘n moi Nijaar
Macedonian -Streken Bozhik
Malay – Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahun Baru
Malayalam – Puthuvalsara Aashamsakal
Maltese – Nixtieklek Milied tajjeb u is-sena t-tabja!
Mandarin – Sheng Dan Kuai Le, Xing Nian Kuai Le
Manx – Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
Maori – Meri Kirihimete
Marathi – Shubh Naveen Varsh ( Happy New Year )
Mongolian – Zul saryn bolon shine ony mend devshuulye
Monogasque – Festusu Natale e Bona ana noeva
Norwegian – God Jul og Godt NyttÃ¥r
Occitan – Polit nadal e bona annada
Oriya – Sukhamaya christmass ebang khusibhara naba barsa
Pampamgo – Malugud Pascu at saca Masayang Bayung Banua!
Papiamento – Bon Pasco y un Feliz Aña Nobo
Papua New Guinea – Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu
Pashto – De Christmas akhtar de bakhtawar au newai kal de mubarak sha.
Pennsylvania German – En frehlicher Grischtdaag unen hallich Nei Yaahr!
Persian – Crismas mobarak
Polish – Wesolych Swiat i Szczesliwego Nowego Roku.
Portuguese – Boas Festas e um feliz Ano Novo
Punjabi – Nave sal di mubaraka
Pushto – Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak Sha
Raeto-Ramance – Bella Festas da zNadal ed in Ventiravel Onn Nov
Rapa-Nui – Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-Henua
Rhetian – Bellas festas da nadal e bun onn
Romanche – Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!
Romani (GYPSY) – Bachtalo krecunu Thaj Bachtalo Nevo Bers
Romanian – Craciun fericit si un An Nou fericit!
Russian – Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva i s Novim Godom
Sambal – Maligayang Pasko at Masayang Ba-yon Taon!
Sami – Buorrit Juovllat
Samoan – La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
Sardian – Felize Nadale e Bonu Cabuannu
Sardinian – Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nou
Scots Gaelic – Nollaig chridheil huibh
Serbian – Hristos se rodi
Serb-Croatian – Sretam Bozic. Vesela Nova Godina
Sicilian – Bon Natali e Prosperu Annu Novu !
Singhalese – Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa
Sorbian – Wjesole hody a strowe Nowe leto.
Somali – ciid wanaagsan iyo sanad cusub oo fiican.
Slovakian – Vesele Vianoce a stastny novy rok
Slovak – Veselé Vianoce a Å¡Å¥astný nový rok
Slovene – Vesele bozicne praznike in srecno novo leto
Sorbian – Wjesole hody a strowe Nowe leto
Spanish – Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año Nuevo
Sudanese – Wilujeng Natal Sareng Warsa Enggal
Surigaonon – Malipayon na pasko sanan bag-on tuig!
Swahili – ºKrismas Njema Na Heri Za Mwaka Mpyaº
Swedish – God Jul och Gott Nytt A
Tagalog – Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon
Tamil – Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal
Thai – Suksan Wan Christmas lae Sawadee Pee Mai
Tok Pisin – Meri Krismas & Hepi Nu Yia
Tongan – Kilisimasi Fiefia & Ta’u fo’ou monu ia
Trukeese – Neekirissimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!
Tswana – Keresemose o monate le masego a ngwaga o montsha
Turkish – Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Ukrainian – Veseloho Vam Rizdva i Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku!
Urdu – Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
Vepsi – Rastvoidenke i Udenke Vodenke
Vietnamese – Chuc Mung Giang Sinh – Chuc Mung Tan Nien
Waray-Waray – Maupay nga Pasko ngan Mainuswagon nga Bag-o nga Tuig!
Welsh – Nadolig LLawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda
Xhosa – Siniqwenelela Ikrisimesi EmnandI Nonyaka Omtsha Ozele Iintsikelelo Namathamsanqa
Yayeya – Krisema
Yiddish – Gute Vaynakhtn un a Gut Nay Yor Yoruba – E ku odun, e hu iye’ dun!
Zulu – Sinifesela Ukhisimusi Omuhle Nonyaka Omusha Onempumelelo

And one of my personal favorites:
Hawaiian – Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou
http://www.freehawaii.org/
 
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-15-2009 21:08 Edited 12-16-2009 01:27
It figures that you would post all of that!!! :) :) :) ROTFLMFAOAAA!!! :) :) :)Bryon, Bryon, Bryon... Every Hispanic/Latino American Family that I know, and let me tell you that I know many of these families as well as many who are NOT American yet are here legally... They all UNDERSTAND THAT FELIZ NAVIDAD MEANS MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM AND I'M WILLING TO BET YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS THAT I KNOW MORE HISPANIC/LATINO FAMILIES AND HISPANIC/LATINO AMERICANS THAN YOU - WHO ALL MEAN THE SAME THING  BRYON!!!

WHEN THEY ALL SAY FELIZ NAVIDAD TO YOU AND I... TO THEM, IT MEANS MERRY CHRISTMAS - PERIOD!!! SO PLEASE DON'T RUN YOUR BS ABOUT HOW YOU KNOW MY OWN CULTURE BETTER THAN MYSELF BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN IT IS BEYOND A SHADOW OF DOUBT THAT YOUR IRREFUTABLY AND CERTIFIABLY INSANE - I REST MY CASE!!!

YOU ARE TRULY AND TOTALLY CLUELESS WITH RESPECT TO MY CULTURE AND HERITAGE!!! USTED ESTA BIEN KIBOCAO ("You are very confused") BRYON!!! AYE DIOS MIO ("Oh MY GOD")!!! QUE POBRECITO BRYON Y QUE LOCO EN LA CABECA("Poor little Bryon and how crazy you are")!!! :) :) :) YERTQNPLDP!!! TRANSLATION: ROTFLMFAOAAA!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) NO TE PRECUPAR BRYON POR QUE TODA VIA VOY A REZAR PARA USTED ("Don't Worry Bryon because I will still pray for you.")!!! BTW, They call him "Jesus!" Instead come mierda! ;)

Henry
Parent - - By fbrieden (***) Date 12-15-2009 21:13
I've never seen ANY German word with 1/4 as a letter, but what do I know? My grandparents were only born in Liesen Germany!
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-15-2009 21:19 Edited 12-15-2009 21:31
It was copy and paste.  I didn't have time to edit it.  Sorry.  :-)
I guess it was someones lack of understanding of HTML.

Anyway you get the idea.  Mele Kalikimaka!
Parent - - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-15-2009 21:24
tsk tsk Not Checking your work?
Parent - - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-15-2009 21:24
wanna see some thing funny?

http://www.sphere.com/world/article/al-gore-fudges-numbers-at-climate-change-summit-in-copenhagen/19281919?icid=main|main|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sphere.com%2Fworld%2Farticle%2Fal-gore-fudges-numbers-at-climate-change-summit-in-copenhagen%2F19281919%0D%0A
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-15-2009 21:42
Yeah, that's funny.  I almost pissed somebody else's pants.  That Al Gore is funnier than a mother fu*ker.  I don't know what you want.  I'm mot a climatologist.  All I can tell you is that the weather in Kansas City is markedly different now than when I was a child.  I've never been any farther north than Chicago.  I know a Canadian that says that the weather up there is much different now than when he was younger and he's at retirement age. 
Now if Rush "I need another Vicodin" Limbaugh came out and said that Global Warming is coming true then it would be correct. 

Either way I could give a sh*t.  Whatever happens will happen.  I've seen pictures of glaciers from the 1930s compared to the same location there now.  And there is no god damn glacier left.  Once again I don't give a sh*t one way or another.  I like hot weather any way and I live far enough away from the coast that my sh*t won't get flooded.  Maybe when enough of the polar ice caps melt then St. Louis will be like South Beach. 
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-15-2009 23:40
It is funny I’m glad you agree, and as for you pissin someone else’s pants ….why is your wanker in another mans pants?
Bry I’m not asking you to answer for any of it, I just think the truth be told ……no more big brother . Its not just this issue, its all of them, numbers lie.
Why are you preoccupied with Rush and his addiction, are you envious?
You have seen pictures of glaciers in the 30s and now they are gone? yes they do flow , they shrink in one place yet grow in another, perhaps they disapear altogether at times, I don’t know ,you don’t know, and all gore don’t know.
There is data supporting that there is as much ice now as there was in the 70s its just moved.
Maybe the ice is abnormal…………look at this map.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-15-2009 21:24 Edited 12-15-2009 21:34
Now what the fu*k did I do to piss you off.  Your post is all bold and you are rambling about random sh*t again.  Did I say that I know your culture better than you any where in my god damn post, NO.  If you are latino then I would hope you know more Latino families than me, although I do know many more than most whiteboys.

I'm not sure what you got out of my post but maybe read the bi*tch over again.  I said Merry Christmas in 100 languages minus a few typos and what ever else is wrong.  I don't care it was cut and paste. 
What are you the president of the local Jose Feliciano Fan Club or something?  Save your prayers, I don't need them.  The way you misinterpret everything I don't want God to get the wrong idea.  So maybe pray for some reading glasses or a miracle to happen in your visual cortex because I don't know what the hell you're even talking about.

Maybe someone else could chime in and help me with this because I'm perplexed by your issue once again.
How about I do this.  I completely ignore every post you make, either to me or just to the forum in general.  Because you have some kind of condition that I care not to deal with.  You might want to get a MRI or something done because something just is not right about you.

But Merry ****ing Christmas any way.
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-15-2009 22:07 Edited 12-15-2009 22:11
Aww Bryon!!! did I offend you??? Gee! Let's see now. who has a longstanding propensity to offend just about everyone in here??? You guessed it Bryon - It's YOU!!!
Like the old saying goes... You can dish it out but you certainly can't take it huh??? Do you want to know why Bryon??? It's really simple and I'm really surprised that you don't get it at all (Well actually I'm not! ;) )

It's LOVE OVER HATE Which is something you claim so many times in here that all of us know nothing about when in reality, it's you that is on the side of HATE Bryon!!! Why??? You just proved it with your every reaction to any of my posts - I rest my case Bryon! ;) There is still time for you to change your ways
Bryon!!! It's never too late for anyone - even for you Bryon!!! :) :) :) Once Again - Merry Christmas Bryon!!! :) :) :)

Henry
Parent - - By Superflux (****) Date 12-15-2009 22:45 Edited 12-15-2009 22:47
To get this back to the original topic,
I think poor Tiger made a failed attempt to maintain dignity.
If in fact Mrs. Woods attacked and battered him with a golf club, she should be facing Domestic Violence charges, denied contact with the children...etc. Just like any other hot-headed, spousal abusing Jerry Springer Show candidate.

No one (or very few) wants to face the public as a victim (or perpetrator) of domestic violence....man or woman
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-15-2009 23:18
Yes the original topic indeed.

IMO what he needs to do is just come out into the spotlight and handle his business.  He has lost much dignity and sponsers.  From what I've heard the PGA will be hurt by him not being their.  So maybe he should team up with their PR people and get something going. 

But personally I think he messed up in the first place.  He was well on his way to the bank when he met here.  Damn she was a nanny at the time.  So personally I see gold digger written all over this broad to begin with.  As well as his **** buddies.  I can see it now the February 2012 issue of Playboy "Tiger's Girls".  It would sell out quickly just because, for whatever reason, people are interested in this kind of crap.   Me though, I don't care.  He didn't bang my old lady so my hats off to him.  His wife is fine as hell though so I don't know why he would continually step out on her.  But then again, she might be nuts too. 

It will all come out in the wash.  And he'll be back on the tour by Spring.
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 01:10
Alas! Finally an acknowledgment that bryon does indeed hold a sem-intelligent opinion of what happened in "tigergate!!!" See bryon, now that wasn't so hard now was it??? ROTFLMFAOAAA!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) Remember bryon! LOVE CONQUERS ALL!!!

Henry
Parent - - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-16-2009 01:28
Tiger has made his  choices and the fact he DID make those choices does not change because he got caught. His wife, if she was smart would be done with him People forget that AIDS is still a problem, and for him to risk his life is one thing but to jeopardize someone else is unconscionable. she should be treated like any1 else but why is it not Manslaughter , attempted murder , reckless endangerment for a spouse to sleep around with some 1 else nevermind 11 right?
If she did stay with him for some strange reason she should just say to the man ”Its us or your ego and empire, either you come back to my home town and live a life with us (she and the kids) or stay in America and weep over your destruction.“
But his empire wont fail quickly it will just fade away , painfully and slowly……all alone with all his “friends“.
A rich man without morals aint spit compared to an honest beggar.
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 01:34
Very well said Mike! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-15-2009 23:10
No, dumb ass you didn't offend me.  I'm just trying to figure, once again, what thr fu*k you're talking about.  I make yet another inoccuous post and some how you didn't understand it or just want to start some sh*t.  Like my kids say, "whatever".  Its obvious that you are a dumb fu*k.

So I won't bother with any more of your posts because of the fact that you are a fu*king idiot that is completely beneath me even bothering any more.
So go fu*k yourself and have a ****ty Christmas, Channukah and Kwanzaa for that matter.
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