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- - By jrw159 (*****) Date 12-08-2009 23:54
Just when you thought you had heard of all the uses for duct tape. LOL

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/hmo/index.html

jrw159
Parent - - By rjc5510 (*) Date 12-09-2009 01:53
i did that. but when i did it i was told to grind up aspirin and sprinkle it on the wart before applying the duct tape.  kept it on for about 5 weeks and the wart was gone. hasn't been back in over a year.
Parent - - By Superflux (****) Date 12-09-2009 04:54
rjc5510

Salicylic acid is an active ingrdient in asprin and wart remover (trade name Compound W).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salicylic_acid

I used this technique many years ago to remove planters warts from my foot. My (X) wife, a nurse, told me about this common chemical compound. So, we used it and white medical tape (seemed more sanitary plus she "aquired" it as an employment perk). Besides, I came from an era (1950's/60's Ozarks) where "adhesive tape" ie white bandage was used for everything from broken eyeglasses to chair legs.

Welcome to the world of Hillbilly Chemistry and Pharmaceuticals!
Parent - By darren (***) Date 12-11-2009 19:19
dandilion root will get rid of warts better than any doctor prescribed medicine or duct tape.
in fact the best way to determine if something is a wart is put some dandilion latex on it , it will turn black in the middle if it is a wart and only go a little brown if it is just a bump.
dadilions are magic stuff
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-09-2009 02:28
Duct Tape for the Goat Breeder WTF that sounds like a reality show on CMT?  Bwahahahahaha  :-)
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-09-2009 03:05
Don't laugh too hard now Bryon!!! Because one day your really ignorant a$$ will probably be saved by the very stuff you make jokes about - CAPECHE??? You know, it's like what goes around - comes around!!! :) :) :) Hasn't that happened to you more than once lately B??? bWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :)

Henry
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-09-2009 04:20
What the fu*k is your problem?  "Ignorant ass" and "...goes around - comes around"?  WTF? 

Finally someone made post about an inocuous subject and you come on here and start bashing me.  I don't give a fu*k one way or another about bashing, its not a physical confrontation so I'll lose no sleep over it.  If you want to give me sh*t or break my balls then their are many other posts where we have differing opinions where we can sling sh*t back and forth.

Now it appears that I offended you in some way by the humor that I found in Duct Tape For Goat Breeders.  With that assumption I would have to think that you are goat breader or perhaps they repaired your liver one time or another with duct tape.  I'm not exactly sure what the fu*k your problem is but I hope that you can one day ease your pain.  Either way I seemed to have gotten under your skin with no intention.  The last thing I thought of while reading the link was YOU. 

Also included in that particularly funny section the author said that duct tape was used to repair an inverted rectum.  That sound like something right up your alley sh*t is starting to spew out of you for no reason at all.
Parent - - By CWI555 (*****) Date 12-09-2009 09:51
"Duct Tape for the Goat Breeder WTF that sounds like a reality show on CMT?  Bwahahahahaha"
Well lets see who you insulted with this post. Nearly everyone who listens to country music, Goat breeders, and probably the manufacturer of Duct tape.
I think it's more the case 'finally someone made an innocuous post, and you still had to find a way to turn it into an insult at best, and in the process denigrate a whole group of people, and 'attempt' to do so in such a manner that if your attacked for it, you can 'attempt' to claim victim status.

Your reaction pretty much seals it. I think your more upset about Henry catching you out with your pseudo intellectual bovine excrement statement meant to draw someone in.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-09-2009 16:42
God damn, the paranoia is spreading!!! 
I, from time to time listen to country music, albeit of the older variety, Willie Nelson et al.  And there are a few programs that I watch on CMT. 
Both the original post as well as mine were, as I said inocuous.  Maybe this will help reconcile:

"I am heartfully sorry to any country music fans (myself included), to any goat breeders (if there is one out there that is close to KC then PM me, I would rather buy cabrito fresh than get it at the Halal store), and to the makers of Duct Tape (for what reason, I don't know).  It was not in any intention that I had to insult any one of the aforementioned group of people (myself included, remember country music).  Before I made my apparently insensitive post, I considered the development of a reality show based on the breeding of goats.  I thought to myself, "self, they have crab shows, motorcycle shows and shows about morbidly obese people, why not make a show about goat breeders (If Thom Beers is out there call me, we'll do lunch and I'll make my pitch)".  Then I thought, "what station might air such a show?  BET...no, MTV...no, hey wait a minute, most goat farmers live in the sticks (I've never seen one in the city limits), how about CMT, it would be a match made in heaven, sh*t I might even get an Emmy for it.  Since Duct Tape is such an important part of the goat breeders arsenal of remedies then they might even buy time on the commercials.  Then Mr. Beers, CMT and myself would be in business."

Are you fu*king kidding me?  Get the fu(k over yourself.  I've said things in the past as well as present and future I'm sure, that pi**ed you off so now your reaching for anything.  If I said 2+2=4 you would try to fu(king prove me wrong or steal Henry's line about male bovine excrement.

Remember this?:
Political Correctness-The assertion that you can pick up a terd from the clean end.
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-09-2009 21:15
Actually it isn't "My line!" I got that one from none other than Al himself!!! ;) ;) ;) Ron G helped me in correcting the semantics of it, so I cannot take all of the credit for using that line that has obviously become permanently etched into your memory Bryon!!! ;) ;) ;) Fascinating! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - By CWI555 (*****) Date 12-09-2009 23:23
"Are you fu*king kidding me?  Get the fu(k over yourself.  I've said things in the past as well as present and future I'm sure, that pi**ed you off so now your reaching for anything.  If I said 2+2=4 you would try to fu(king prove me wrong or steal Henry's line about male bovine excrement."

You know I don't need to pick something silly like 2+2=4. Your a wealth of arrogance and ignorance.
Of course, your allegiance to the liberal left would have you hung out by the yard arm for your post. PETA would have keel hauled for denigration of a goats feelings and force you to fill out a goat hurt feelings report. Jack Kahl the founder and CEO of Duct Tape products would have you up on charges in court for slander charges for the insinuation that somehow duct tape was used to harm or otherwise violate the rights of goats and or their breeders.
Then of course the minority members of the CMT viewing public would have you run out of town for denigrating goats, country music, and generally being an arse.

Yep that's the liberal attitude. Political correctness taken to the extreme.

Now you protest? Are you not a professed Marxist and Liberal? Why Karl would have you thrown in the gulag's for treating goats in such a terrible manner and breaking from the Socialist Dogma. What kind of liberal are you anyway?

Oh thats right, the arrogant type. The type that believes in 'do as I say, not as I do' your own rules don't apply to you, but they should apply to everyone else.
Why you and Nancy probably attended the same conventions didn't you?

tsk tsk, tsk, some liberal you are.
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-09-2009 14:14
Now, Now Bryon! There's no reason for you to get all hypersensitive over my observation, and warning about being careful of what you wish for, or how one should not joke over some thing that may indeed be helpful to you in the future... There's really no need to express your obvious adolescent behavior to me, because there have been soooo many times where you have shown that to most of us already! ;) Be good to yourself Bryon, and then soon enough you'll start to feel better about yourself, and begin to express that towards everyone else as well... I will pray for you Bryon! May God continue to bless you especially during these trying times, so that you can finally find the inner peace you desperately seek! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-09-2009 16:48
What, now you're the Dalai Lama?  It wase't your "observation" it was your shi* talking in your post.  I think I liked you better when the Steelers didn't suck as bad, now you have nothing to do.
Adolescent behavior?  Well as long as I agree with everything is posted here then its ok, but as soon as I contradict or show an opposing viewpoint from the status quo, then its adolescent.  OK, you and CWI666 should get move in together and start your own cult.  I know of your first member, I'm sure he'll be posting some more paranoid delusions about the Left any time now.
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-09-2009 20:00
wase't
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-09-2009 20:07
I don’t think it’s because you don’t agree, the reason is, you do not admit facts when they don’t prove your point; you simply ignore them or go off on a rampage.

You never did reply to the “NWO” video.
Did ya see it?
Ken ya hea da words cumin outta hiz mowf?
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-09-2009 20:48 Edited 12-09-2009 21:16
Poor, poor Bryon! He does not know what he says!!! :) :) :) Every other day he seems to successfully fit his proverbial foot into his mouth, yet he tries so often in vain to write as if he's intelligent, educated, well-read,  or whatever other slogan he feels like throwing at you on any given day!!!:) :) ;)  And in his latest attempt to spew hatred he'll attempt another alinski routine which btw, doesn't work any longer because we got your number B! That's right! It's quite obvious that you are empty as a cast away shell... Devoid of any spirituality, any understanding of serenity with your present state of mind and your obviously hurting soul!!! :(

So what if the Steelers aren't playing up to their potential??? What in the heck does that have to do with the conversation we're having, because quite frankly B - I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER IN YOUR PRESENT FORM!!! But I'll still pray for you nonetheless, and I guess that's what really makes me so different than you, and you cannot seem to understand or accept that! ;) Oh well!!! Stick around son! There are some things in life that only time can teach you!!! :) :) :)

So don't get any wierd ideas as if I'm attempting to use any of the Dalai Lama's teaching to change your thought processes, because short of performing electro-shock therapy, or a complete memory dump, there's no way anyone is going to change the way you think!!! Nah B! You're gonna have to do that all by yourself - CAPECHE???

So, "Nam-i-yo-ho-renge-kyo" to you too Bryon!!! :) ;) ;) What can I say Dude! You walked right into that one! ;) Remember Bryon! The first step is admitting that you have a problem, and that your life has become unmanageable... The Second step is when you come to believe that a power greater than yourself can restore you to sanity... And once you get to the third step Bryon, you will have to make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of GOD as we understand him... So, if you cannot do these three very simple steps, you will remain lost, and your life will remain unmanageable as it is today!!! :( :( :( 

So, what's it gonna be Bryon??? your choice because only you can make the decision to change your life - CAPECHE??? By The Way, There are a total of twelve steps to work in this program, but I thought that I'd keep it simple for you, and not overwhelm you with all of the other steps. So if you're ready to go through steps 1 thru 3 on a daily basis, and there are also twelve traditions for you to learn as well, but don't worry about all of this stuff to learn because after all, you have your whole lifetime ahead of you - ONE DAY AT A TIME!!! ;) Please let us know! We will be here to guide you along the way since after all, GOD always works through others - CAPECHE BRYON???

At this time, I would like to end this discussion with one prayer that's also many folks I have come to know over the years as one of their favorite prayers and it goes like this Bryon:

"God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference."

Which in fact originated like this:

"God, Give us the grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, Courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other."

The second part of the prayer, most folks tend to forget, but I will include it here because it is just as important, so it goes like this Bryon:

"Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His Will; That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with Him Forever in the next. Amen."

Now, nobody says that you must say this exactly verbatim as it is written, but I like to end every meeting (Yes Bryon! You were in a meeting! ;) ) with a simple saying that goes like this: Keep coming back! Because you're worth it, SO WORK IT!!! :) :) :)" And this basically means that in order to once again be willing to learn how to manage your life, one MUST WORK THE STEPS!!! "SO, WELDCOME BRYON! :)"

Follow this path Bryon, and I know that your spirit as it truly should be will find a way to shine once again, and you will finally find that place of comfort, and serenity where you will learn to really love thyself, and pass that new found love towards your fellow man, woman and whoever else you want to share it with! ;) Dios te Bendigas siempre Bryon! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - By DaveBoyer (*****) Date 12-09-2009 03:21
Red Grene should read that link.
Parent - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-09-2009 04:01
Sorry John but I'm gonna have to pollute this post.
I did enjoy the link and will have to pass it on to others.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-09-2009 04:23
Ok, I'm back from my tirade.

The Construction Human Hole Patch, damn, I don't think that was a very good idea.  Sawdust and duct tape?  Ingenious, maybe, dangerous, indeed!!!  :-)
Parent - - By vagabond (***) Date 12-09-2009 14:45
Alright if you guys don't lay off of the goats I'm going to contact the ACLU and start proceedings on a goat discrimination lawsuit ASAP.  It has long been my opinion that these maligned animals (like pit bulls) get a bad rap!!!  And as for breeding goats what goes on in the country stays in the country. . .  . some of us taller guys have trouble with those short little sheep,  I've always been a leg man myself PMSL.
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-09-2009 16:54
Please don't call the ACLU, or UCLA for that matter.  I won't post again about the goat breeders, although my post in no way showed contempt for that venerable profession.  Hell, before times got tough and my mother-in-law moved, I had plans on raising some of them delicious animals for monetary and gastronomical reasons.  It doesn't get more country than where she lives.  I can't stay there more than a couple of days before I start to think about making a booty call to my cousin. *** See note at bottom

***I'm sorry to any of my cousins that I might have offended by this post
Parent - - By swnorris (****) Date 12-09-2009 17:49
Maybe we should talk.  I have a breeding goat that needs a job.  Currently he is unemployed.  His name is Billy Idol.  
Parent - - By RonG (****) Date 12-09-2009 22:25
From "Duct tape" to f%$#& goats, what a trip.
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 12-09-2009 22:58 Edited 12-09-2009 23:01
LOL, I was thinking the same thing. Don't forget Dalai Lama, country music,ACLU & UCLA, football, and NWO as well as a few I probably missed. I wonder if there is a duct tape forum? :-)

jrw159
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-09-2009 23:10
All over the place..........
nonsensical
Parent - - By vagabond (***) Date 12-11-2009 15:15
If there's not there certainly should be. . . . there are some books out there with the many uses of duct tape that are hilarious.  I have used duct tape to remove small skin tags and it works like a charm.  Put a piece on there and by the time it falls off the skin tag will disappear.  Don't know how it works but it does.  I wonder if there's any "goat breeding" forums????  LOL.
Parent - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-11-2009 15:43
I wonder when the adhesive in Duct Tape will be considered dangerous by the state of California.
Since there are so many uses for duct tape I wonder if it is funding the New World Order or new world order?  Hum (scratching his beard as in deep contemplation)

As far as the goat forum a guy in Pittsburgh sent this link to me.
Enjoy:
http://www.grandgoat.com/
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-11-2009 15:47
That's probably my fault for seeing humor in the usage of duct tape in goat husbandry.  :-)

Duct Tape Forums
http://www.ducttapenation.net/
http://www.tapearound.com/

I wonder if Tiger Woods can use Duct Tape to keep his career, marriage and bank account together.  :-)
Parent - By Mat (***) Date 12-12-2009 00:50
I wonder if it'll work on my "Mysterious Red Toe Nail"  (TM)

Hmm...
Parent - - By Cumminsguy71 (*****) Date 12-13-2009 00:32
What's with all the goat breeder bashing? I've got goats, hell, duct tapes a good thing. You can drop the goats hide legs in your rubber boots then wrap duct tape around the top of the boots so the goat can't pull her legs out!!! Better than apple pie.........
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 12-13-2009 00:57
Shawn,
  Try taking them to the edge of a cliff, they push back harder. :-)

jrw159
Parent - By swnorris (****) Date 12-13-2009 16:56
Goats are easier to deal with than hamsters.  If you don't wrap your hamster in duct tape, she'll explode.  I say she rather than he, because if it's a he, well that's just wrong.
Parent - - By Superflux (****) Date 12-13-2009 18:47
That is why you have the middle strand on barbed wire fences
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-13-2009 19:05
or she cuz ur not gay?
Parent - - By ctacker (****) Date 12-14-2009 00:45
this guy don't need the Cliff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyyBLCPxE4U
Parent - - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-14-2009 02:30
maybe we should end on that note?
Parent - By swnorris (****) Date 12-14-2009 03:56
If you insinuate that I'm gay one more time I'll hit you with my purse!
Parent - By FixaLinc (****) Date 12-18-2009 05:22
Obie's new health care plan isn't going to pay for your viagra anymore....
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