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- - By CWI555 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 03:44 Edited 12-16-2009 18:34
You know who you are.

You sit in your easy chair, or some Internet cafe sipping a triple latte bloviating about your exploits, intelligence, and in general, showing your mental arse assuming you have anonymity. When challenged, you react with ridicule, when you are cornered by your own stupidity, you threaten. You say things you would never say in person for fear of bodily harm.

All this while hiding behind a faceless screen smug in the assumption that you've somehow gained some superiority over another while not realizing your painting your minds eye for all to see. One stroke here, another there, words here, words there and the image begins to form. Just as Dali's 'the persistence of memory' portrays the abstract self image of Dali portrait center, so have you, with your words, painted a window into your mind. No matter how hard you try to hide the insecure coward you are inside, the image will eventually be painted by the presence of, or the lack of your responses, and the verbiage used.

My advise to you is be sure your arse can cash the check your fingers or mouth is writing before you put finger to keyboard.

Respecfully or not,
Gerald
Parent - - By uphill (***) Date 12-16-2009 14:50
Gerald,
I was wondering if there are some posters who have two user names and post against themselves.  Sort of NWO (nuerotic with opinion) thinnin I realize but why not there seems to be plenty of BICH bashin going on. Thats what makes life interesting doing some off the wall cypherin.

Interesting life we lead.
Uphill

Merry Christmas to all. Unless your offended by the thought of a happy holiday season, if thats the case dont accept any holiday cheer or gifts! Hell maybe you can spend some time doing something usefull. No pun intended.
Parent - - By RonG (****) Date 12-16-2009 15:54
Oh man, oh wow, I've been exposed!
Parent - - By jwright650 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 16:13
Ron has an alter ego?....LOL, you've been found out buddy!
Parent - - By RonG (****) Date 12-16-2009 16:25
Multiple!!!! A couple of pseudonyms are Bryon & Henry.

Their like a split personality. They really love one another but just cannot find the words to express it.
Parent - By waccobird (****) Date 12-16-2009 17:11
RonG
If I want to keep my food in my mouth I have to stop reading these posts on my lunch break. LoL
Marshall
Parent - - By CWI555 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 17:53
Bryon and Henry? Now why do you want to diss henry like that? :-)
Parent - By RonG (****) Date 12-16-2009 18:03
I wouldn’t diss Henry, I loves'em. Henry encouraged me to take the Evelyn Woods speed reading class but none of the other me's wanted to participate.
Parent - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-18-2009 07:44
I love everyone.  I don't try to pi** anyone off.  It justs happens when minds are closed and can't comprehend things very well.

The old addage "You can't teach an old dog new tricks" puts the blame on the teacher.  I prefer, "Old dogs can't learn anything new".  That puts the blame on the student.  By the way, that's my quote, but you can use it. :-)
Parent - By fbrieden (***) Date 12-16-2009 17:41
I always thought it was spelled "turd"!
Parent - - By bozaktwo1 (***) Date 12-16-2009 17:45
I used to be schizophrenic.  Now we're fine. :)
Parent - By CWI555 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 17:51
We did to until one of us decided to leave. Said something about seeing the light after Scotts rice crispie revelations.
Parent - - By Lawrence (*****) Date 12-16-2009 18:10
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Parent - - By RonG (****) Date 12-16-2009 18:18
Oh shoot, Global warming is really getting bad.
Parent - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-16-2009 21:51
Global Timing
Parent - By CWI555 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 18:32
That would be the one.
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-17-2009 20:08 Edited 12-17-2009 20:12
We got the picture by Salvatore Dali which Larry posted up hanging (It's only a reprint! ;) ) on one of my living room walls... That's Me myself and I for all you multiple personalities out there!!! :) :) :) When anyone touches the picture, the song "Time" from Pink Floyd start s to play followed by another "Time" song by the Steve Miller band... I rigged it up myself! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By RonG (****) Date 12-16-2009 18:23
Gerald, I forgot to add that I do not like Triple latte. Straight up black coffee for me. Man you sure know how to hurt a guy.
Parent - - By CWI555 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 18:31
LOL, I stand corrected
Parent - - By Lawrence (*****) Date 12-16-2009 18:58
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Parent - By jwright650 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 19:01
Parent - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-16-2009 19:55
That is a work of art.  Although I like the shamrock in a pint of Guiness
Parent - - By jwright650 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 19:07
Sometimes duty calls....LOL

Parent - - By Mikeqc1 (****) Date 12-16-2009 21:52
That is too funny!!!!!
Im printing this
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-16-2009 23:37 Edited 12-17-2009 20:16
You think that's funny, you ought to take a look at this equation...

The Scientific Explanation of Simple Harmonic Motion:

Simple harmonic motion is typified by the motion of a mass on a spring when it is subject to the linear elastic restoring force given by Hooke's Law. The motion is sinusoidal in time and demonstrates a single resonant frequency.

Simple Harmonic Motion Equations

The motion equation for simple harmonic motion contains a complete description of the motion, and other parameters of the motion can  be calculated from it.

The velocity and acceleration are given by (refer to the equation attached)

The total energy for an undamped oscillator is the sum of its kinetic energy and potential energy which is constant at (refer to the equation attached)

My personalities interacting with each other!!! :) :) :) My Death wish is to have her perform her counterbalancing act of harmonic motion and distortion!!! :) :) :)

Or,  simply illustrated graphically... Note: You must click on the attachment written in blue so that you can truly understand exactly just how Harmonic Motion actually works by using an example that's very easy for all of us to relate with!!! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry
Attachment: showingharmonicmotion.gif (55k)
Parent - - By 65 Pipeliner (**) Date 12-17-2009 01:13
Wahoo!!! Bewbies.
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 12-17-2009 02:26
Now I am as confused as a Baby in a Topless Bar ! Damn it ! Just when I thought I had it all figured out.
Parent - By mjjjracing (*) Date 12-17-2009 02:59
WOW, That is very good  information,I will have to try that tonight before I go to bed,Thanks for sharing it with us, Jim
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-17-2009 20:19
It's all in the "Mathematics" Dwayne! :) ;) ;)
Btw, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND MAY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE A SAFE AND WONDERFUL HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :) :) :)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 12-17-2009 21:23
Thanks ! And MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS

Cactus
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-18-2009 07:41
My screen name is my real name.  If someone wants to find me then its not that hard.  So its apparent that I'm not hiding a thing.  I wear my heart on my sleeve.  And my ass can cash the check that my mouth writes.  This is nothing more than a place of debate.  I done this at work, in bars, on the street.  Wherever I am.  So don't think this is show, what you see is what you get, Baby.
Good night Gerry, I love you man.  :-X
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-18-2009 08:54 Edited 12-18-2009 08:58
That's the problem with you Boy! You actually think you're a legend... In you own mind maybe??? Not here! What's the matter B??? Guilty conscious???

I'll be quite honest.. I don't like you at all Bryon!!! Want to know why??? Because you're so full of yourself!!! But if you want to be saved, I can show you the way! ;) Come out and "play" in the other sections Bryon!!! :) :) :)

Henry
Parent - - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-18-2009 15:02
I am a legend BOY and don't you forget it!!!  There is nothing you like more for me to respond to one of your posts.  It makes you feel alive.  There you go with the guilty conscious crap again.  I'm not guilty of anything.  I too will be quite honest...I don't care that you don't like me.  And you don't like me because of my intelligence, relavence and youthful vigor.

I know that America has flaws.  I know that Obama won't be the cure all.  But I do see in the younger generation CHANGE.  And once all the dinosaurs like yourself are extinct then the young bucks will take over, not only here but in other countries. 

I would go to the other sections but I don't see anything there that is relevant.  I'm not welding right now, so what welding related question do I have.  I have books and many credible websites bookmarked where I can find answers without having to second guess anything.

Not to mention I wouldn't feel right calling you a useless piece of sh*t that can go fu*k himself with an arcair rod.  There are kids out there that would think that would be a funny site.  So if you be a man and debate like you have an IQ of at least 70 then we can do it.  Maybe since you can't then it might be wise to not respond to my posts especially if you can't read for comprehension.
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 12-18-2009 16:05
Hi Gerald!

It's quite obvious the Bry doesn't have the cojones to venture out into the real world, and go beyond his "Whigger" mentality!!! It's crying shame, because we probably could have gotten a glimpse of just how bad ih peanut sized brain really works!!!! I'm laughing so hard that it's getting difficult to control they speed in which I'm typing!!! :) :) :) Too Friggin Funny!!! :) :) :)

You have just validated everything that I though was wrong with you b! and it was almost too easy !!! it's too bad that you actually think that I need you to feel alive dip sh!t!!! What a friggin Comedian!!! :) :) :) Only, don't try to make an appearance in my hometown Boy! Why??? Because your comedy would get you eaten up alivE!!! :) :) :)

Do you even know your IQ whiz kid??? I thought so!!! Go play in a puddle B! You're becoming too BORING!!! ;) ;) ;) Btw, mine is a conservative 148 thank you! Like I said before dumb a$$!!! YOU DON'T QUALIFY PUKE!!! I would suggest that you join the Peace Corps B! This way you can do your part in helping to change the way all your foreign friends that you boast of so much that America does indeed have a heart, and is willing to help out,  because you might learn something about that yourself you sheltered little boy!!! Go out and see the world young boy!! You'll discover things that you would have never imagined previously!!!

Btw, B! Where have you traveled around this world of ours??? I thought so... Too bad that you talk a lot of excrement yet you haven't been anywhere at all... Some expert Ladies and Gentlemen!!! I rest my case! This person who calls himself Bryon is nothing more than a wannabe Whigger who has deluded himself so low that he actually thinks what he writes in here is significant! You're nothing more than a poser boy!! Deep down inside of you, you actually wish you had a fingernail's worth of experience and/or knowledge that either myself or Gerald have accumulated over the years dim wit!!! This is why you always revert back to your childish "whigger" mentality every time either you get backed into a corner for any multitude of reasons which you create for yourself I might add, or just because you're such a shallow bonehead that you're ashamed of your own IQ and hide it by pretending to be intelligent!!! :) :) :) So sad B!!! Give it up already!!! Your salvation is near!!! All you need to do is to stop pretending to be something you have no clue of actually being!

Now, my next assignment for you is to go back and read the first two steps, then call yourself a worthless piece of excrement 100 times until you really feel it young boy!!! This is your therapy for today Bry! have a great day little boy!

Henry
Parent - - By CWI555 (*****) Date 12-18-2009 13:43
Funny how your the only one to answer to the actual content. Couldn't help yourself huh?
Parent - By BryonLewis (****) Date 12-18-2009 14:50
Since it was directed at me I thought that I should respond.  Notice I didn't use an bold type.
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