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- - By Milton Gravitt (***) Date 01-01-2010 18:14
What team do you think will win Texas or Alabama. I hope Alabama wins.
             M.G.
Parent - - By Josh Flynn (**) Date 01-02-2010 02:29
Alabama
Parent - - By rjc5510 (*) Date 01-02-2010 05:24
HOOK EM'  Goin for my Longhorns
Parent - - By Milton Gravitt (***) Date 01-02-2010 17:13
   Bama is going to takem.
   

            M.G.
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 01-02-2010 18:27
Is Forrest Gump going to be playing for Alabama??? ;) :) :) Just kidding!!! :) :) :) It should be a good game no matter who wins! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By Milton Gravitt (***) Date 01-02-2010 19:50
I don't think Forrest will be there Henry, but I think your right it's going to be a good game as long as Alabama wins.LOL

M.G.
Parent - By rick harnish (***) Date 01-02-2010 22:23
HORNS!!!!!
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 01-02-2010 23:02
Aren't all of the Players for Alabama, Related ?
Parent - By Milton Gravitt (***) Date 01-03-2010 00:02
You know I always thought the same thing about TEXANS. Just kidding. So I see you from Texas let the best team win.

        M.G.
Parent - By FixaLinc (****) Date 01-03-2010 02:32
Just some friendly jokes .... :) ;)

Rednecks
A guy went to Tuscaloosa and picked up one of those new Mercedes. He was testing it out in the parking lot, turned on the radio and nothing happened.

Furious, he demanded to see the sales manager, and told him "When I buy a $50,000 car I expect the dang radio to work."

The sales manager explained to him that the radio had been programmed to his voice and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear.

He got back into the car and said "Country music," and old Willie Nelson started singing. "Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning. "Easy listening," he remarked, and all at once it sounded like he was in an elevator. He was relaxed, driving up I-59 to Birmingham, and listening to smooth sounds.

Then a pickup truck with two good ole boys almost ran him off the road. "Stupid rednecks!" he screamed. The radio immediately blurted out, "TOUCHdooooooooown AllaBAAAAAAAmaaa!!!!"

Brains
A football fan walks into a small shop in Birmingham. He spots a bottle labeled "New York Football Player Brains" , $5 an ounce. He asks the clerk if there are any other bottles.

The clerk replies, "Well, we've got Tennessee brains for $10 an ounce, and Alabama football brains for $1,000,000 an ounce."

The man says, "Why the big difference in price?"

The clerk answers,"Do you know how many Alabama football players we have to kill to get an ounce of brains!"
Parent - - By johnnyh (***) Date 01-04-2010 15:38
The University of Texas 45, Alabama 21

hook 'em!!
Parent - - By Milton Gravitt (***) Date 01-04-2010 15:41
I think it might be the other way round Alabama 45 an Texas 21.lol
             

           M.G.
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 01-07-2010 05:04
Ya'll, I met a couple here at my motel. The bet is Texas wins, she cooks. That other junior college pulls it off ,I buy for the family..
I expect a nice , homecooked meal this weekend.
Feel free to talk it over tomorrow when Texas is leading.
Parent - By Milton Gravitt (***) Date 01-07-2010 23:36
I guess well see.
       M.G.
Parent - - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 01-08-2010 07:17 Edited 01-08-2010 23:11
I guess you'll be eating out after last night's game... Bring them to Wendy's for their 99 cent specials!!! :) :) :) Just joking friend!!! Texas just couldn't get enough breaks and it seems like Alabama had everything going for them even when they were playing so bad in the 3rd quarter... the 4th quarter Defense of Alabama really made the difference in the game.... It just goes to show htat the team with the least amount of turnovers usually is the team that wins and that was the case with Alabama last night.

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By FixaLinc (****) Date 01-08-2010 20:21
Alabama had to import a trophy winner from Michigan and a traitor quarterback from Texas or never would have got there.  :)  Yep too many mistakes and lots of unhappy people here last night. 
Parent - By Milton Gravitt (***) Date 01-08-2010 20:53
The game  is over now it was a good game to watch .But I'm glade Alabama won this game. Maybe next year for Texas. Just for fun don't want know body to get mad.

         M.G.
Parent - - By Josh Flynn (**) Date 01-08-2010 22:11
Wasn't Colt McCoy born in New Mexico and  Greg McElroy in California.
Parent - By FixaLinc (****) Date 01-09-2010 01:14
Hobbs, NM figures....  It's done he is done. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_McCoy

New Mexico.. "The Land of Enchantment"  where men are men and sheep run skeered ! 
Parent - - By stkwldr (**) Date 01-08-2010 22:22
what are you buying for dinner?  I hope they are small eaters.
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 01-09-2010 07:19
Me too, cause they want to go to a local steakhouse!
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 01-09-2010 13:38
Write it off Rick! ;)

Respectfully,
Henry
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