An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
buffalo **** in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The
waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in
one gulp, picks up the bucket of ****, throws it into the air, blasts it
with the shotgun and then walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has a shotgun in one hand and a
bucket of **** in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
waiter, "Me want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the
last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian says, " Me in training for Welding Inspectors job, drink
coffee, shoot the sh*t, and disappear for rest of day."
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