I got this by eMail the other day, pretty much the same idea.

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A Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me?
The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and ****ed skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ****ed cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was ****in cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end