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Up Topic Chit-Chat & Non-Welding Discussion / Off-Topic Bar and Grill / $100 Stimulus Package
- - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 03-03-2012 23:00
It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
  
A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying hewants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
   
The pig farmer takes the $100 andheads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.

The guy at the Co-op takes the $100and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facinghard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel andpays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
                                   
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The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything. At that moment, the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are notsatisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.

   No one produced anything. No oneearned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out ofdebt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee. 
                                    And that, my friends, is how a"stimulus package" works!
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 03-05-2012 00:46
Talk about old and outdated.

Did you just wake up yesterday???

Come up with some new material.

jrw159 :grin:
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 03-05-2012 02:12
Once again, You are one to talk about bringing up things that are old and outdated !
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