I could go for #9....

Date 03-24-2012 15:12

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim

You Have a Nice Day Now...You Hear?

By Lawrence (*****)

Date 03-24-2012 18:30 Edited 03-24-2012 18:33

Calling B.S.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/foxworthy.asp

Foxworthy is not that provocative.

This thread is now about Kittens

By Superflux (****)

Date 03-24-2012 19:17 Edited 03-24-2012 19:31

True, That is most likely not Jeff's work.
I just find #s 1 and 4 so funny due to their absurdity that is so indicative of ALL religious Zealots.

Yes it is all B.S.
Besides, machine guns cost more that $3K, rocket launchers are a disposable piece of the weapon system. About $10K for an Iranian made 122mm rocket.
I like Kittens!
So many, yet so few recipes.
Kurried Kitten, Kitten Kung Pao, Kitty Fritters, Kow Loon Kat, ......
Now I'm hungry.
Time for lunch.