It's a freakin war down here and the govt aint doing s---. Laredo used to be a cool place to go shop hang out and have a good ole time. Now you better not have your kids in the car and keep the wife at home you might not have them when you get back. I wont get with in 80 miles of the border.
Can you spell Cadillac Escalade convoy, if you see three or four of them crusing down the road, just hope like heck they dont pick you. Drive the junkiest car you got that way maybe they dont wont it, or your ole lady.