Bob you are just going to have to come down South for a week long vacation... Come in December when you can wear shorts and still be hot while the rest of us pile the clothes on..

  You will have to pick up a hand gun and shoot a few rounds then strap that gun to your side and go to the dinner for breakfast and watch in amazement as people wont even notice that you have it strapped to your side..

  After that we will ship you down to Louisiana for an afternoon boat ride with the gators and let one of those Coon A$$ make you the best food you ever put in your mouth..!! Just don't ask what you are eating.. Chances are you don't want to know but I promise that you will love it anyway..

  A man only lives once... Bring your boys down and live on the edge for a week..!! lol