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- - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 09-28-2012 22:27
Sara Pipalini goes to heaven

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to .
The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;' And *poof* she's gone.
The second says, 'I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..' St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asks.
'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell.' The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says.
'No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months.'
If you laugh, you're going straight to hell!
Parent - By 803056 (*****) Date 09-29-2012 13:40
Poof! Damn its hot down here!

Al :grin:
Parent - By CWI555 (*****) Date 10-01-2012 11:59
Hmmm getting awefully hot in here....:evil:
Parent - By texwelder (***) Date 10-01-2012 12:31
Madonna probably has that record beat so I don't which is worse :grin:
Parent - By jwright650 (*****) Date 10-01-2012 12:46
I'm stealing this one....LOL
Parent - - By SMTatham (**) Date 10-05-2012 23:15
That is tooooo cute!!:grin:
Parent - By Cumminsguy71 (*****) Date 10-17-2012 05:02
I laughed and nothing happened? Oh, forgot the memo I got from the Devil, "No way in hell your coming down here!!"
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