So I'm in pueblo Colorado working for xcel. I'm the welding boss. I went up in the basket to do a once over before inspection the next day.....and found this:
Hey Sourdough, the guy's pictures that you took.....well he got wind of it and cyber-hacked your post! Naw, just kidding, but I'm waiting to see them. Regards, Allan
Narrative: bad welds on an epic scale. Then, as a bonus....the guy gets crazy mad that he is, in fact, the worst welder in 3 states he actually starts dragging his rods down the columns to initiate his ultimate fate. He's working at Carl's Jr now.